FARK.com: (1581860) Proof that people will take anything as fact: People in Midland, Michigan, scramble to the pumps on price hike fears due to Walmar

Mid-Mich. made Fark. All right. We so stupid. By the way, I could care less. If gas is $5 a gallon, I still have to drive to work tomorrow. If gas is $5, I switch to Natural Light. Rock on.


FARK.com: (1581860) Proof that people will take anything as fact: People in Midland, Michigan, scramble to the pumps on price hike fears due to Walmart gas at $3.03. Fail to notice that the gas station is under construction

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Mr. Shark Attack: Special Guest Lady Catfish

Show 16. With special guest, Lady Catfish. We discuss --- while eating chips and salsa (so professional) --- Lady Scaping (get your tissue ready), Smoke-a-teers and beer in the morning. Also includes a dispatch from Midland, Germany, and secret information from a QVC Insider, aka Stumpy. Cheez Nips, Thunderettes, Hot Tamales and so much more. We tried to keep the banging to a minimum, but it's hard when you've been so thirsty all day.

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is coming soon. with special guest, Lady Catfish. stay subscribed ...

you must be kidding

this is a great q & a web site for dumb parents:

My child has diarrhea and wants to go swimming. What should I do?

The same thing you do when he's 6 and wants to drive your car on the freeway, or play with the garbage disposal. SAY NO.

http://www.cdc.gov/healthyswimming/faq/swimmers3.htm#17

i have no idea what's up with this. all of a sudden, we look like shit. damn you dawn and drew!

Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish: Apple Daze

Show 15, brought to you by The Little Penquin, Meijer Thrifty Acres and Miller Lite. We receive no money for these endorsements! This a free-flowin' show. We read from the back of a cereal box, talk about our recent resort vacation and our distrust of skinny people. (You know who you are!) Includes a warning about so-called Three Buck Chuck, rumors of orgies and ways to tell if your marriage is in trouble. We also call on fans to email lstarfish@gmail.com. Mr. Shark Attack is at mrsharkattack@gmail.com, of course. By the end of this, you will know of secret to not being an asshole. Listen for the sounds of the Mighty Loch Ness!
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show 15 is coming. fueled by this stuff.

Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish: The Fupa Rest

Show 14. We muse on Dickorations, skanks, father's day, and invent The Fupa Rest along the way. Download. Email mrsharkattack@gmail.com or lstarfish@gmail.com. Subscribe.

Now I've seen it all

Capes for cocks. Just print out, cut out, and rock out with your cock out! Enjoy ...

DUREX DICKORATIONS

Email E-nnouncement

Announcing, two, separate e-mails for both hosts of The Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish Show. One, an old fave. Another, completely new.

For Him, mrsharkattack@gmail.com
For Her, lstarfish@gmail.com

Send your praises!
By the way, thinking of doing a show tonight ...

Corpcasting

so ... podcasting has gone inc. itunes 4.9 is out. curry has sold out. ? is podcasting ruined? will the corporations squash the little guys. do i feel like a whore for already moving over all my subscriptions from doppler. ? discuss ...


Apple - iTunes - Podcasting

boo hoo movie industry

cry baby cry. the movie industry is having a bad year. hmm. movies are too frickin' expensive. i took my kid to a matinee today, and spent $13 to get us in, then another $7 for a pop and some candy. too much. attention rich ass movie execs: if it was less, we would go more. you already show us three commercials now before every movie, you don't need to rob us on the way in.

News from The Associated Press

make yer own jesus toast

praise the lord. it's a miracle!

YOUR OWN PERSONAL JESUS TOAST.

Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish: Evil Pony

Lucky Show 13. Tales of McSlide and the Evil Pony. Catholic Chat, wine recommendations and other goodies. This one's covered in cheese.

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MJ Out

Jackson reacts to verdict: "SHA'MON!"

News from The Associated Press

Bloody Chainsaw? Not to worry

who in the world would have suspected this guy of murder? not border officials, who let them into the u.s. with a bloody chainsaw!!! i feel safer already.

Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish: LL Cool J

Show 12. Don't call it a comeback!
MSA and LSF return after a long hiatus, and the missis asks the burning question: Are you masturbating?

Cowboy edit, while the kids watched 'Robin Hood.' Aw yeah.

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The comeback

Show 12. Twelve. XII. In the hopper. Aw yeah. We back.
- MSA and LSF.

NEWSBREAKERS When News Breaks, We Bust It.

support newsbreakers, crash a cast. because tv news sux.

NEWSBREAKERS When News Breaks, We Bust It.