Friday, September 15, 2006

The Black Dahlia SUCKS


Saw it tonight. Awful. Two hours of my life I'll never get back. Everyone coming out of the movie was using words like "awful" and "that sucked." It was and it did. Stay away from this crap.

The Black Dahlia

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

lukas sucks

My Old Kentucky Blog: "Lukas sang one of my all-time favorite skating party tunes, Bon Jovi's Livin' On A Prayer. He changed up the arrangement to be much slower and much, much more boring. Oh my gawwd, shut up. Stop the madness. Change tempo! Rock out! Come on, I can't skate to this!!! Ghey ass couple's skate arrangement. He then tried to pump it up with his grunty song Headspin, a song about his mother who had a hard life growing up. Nobody's perfect he says...especially neither of his performances, not even close. Oh Navarro, no one would put their lighter or cell phone up to that crap. Gilby, 'gets inspired when he watches Lukas perform'. Gilby would get inspired if Lukas took a big poop on stage. Oh wait, he just did. Gilby, you poop lover."

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Eddie VH pens porn songs

look at eddie van halen. thank god he's not starring.

MP3.com: Van Halen pens porn songs

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Ronald McHummer - Just Say No to Hummers

ah hell. the toys are cute. but this website is pretty fun. make a fake, but real-looking, mcdonald's sign.

Ronald McHummer - Just Say No to Hummers: "OVER 82,000 SIGNS SERVED
"

YouTube - 16 Buildings Demolished At Once

hell yeah!!!
YouTube - 16 Buildings Demolished At Once

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Crazy Ass Tom Cruise auctioning off kid's shit

Oh, I thought Tom Cruise was crazy before. I'm sure now.

The Excremental Suri - Aug 29, 2006 - E! Online News: "We may not know what Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' daughter looks like on the outside, but her insides are about to become a little less mysterious.

Turning 'fine art' into what may be the most subjective term in the world, a bronze sculpture entitled Suri's Bronzed Baby Poop, inspired by the TomKitten spawn's first solid meal and the fecal matter that presumably followed, will go on display Wednesday."

It's on eBay too.

Is there a market for MSA's shit? Anyone?

Monday, August 28, 2006

only in detroit

MAKING DETROIT SAFER FOR FAMILIES: Taming park's wild side: "In mid-August, after some residents complained, deputies began patrolling in marked cars, keeping watch over the park from about sunrise to 11 p.m.

And they've seen some bizarre things -- from a man selling marijuana joints in the middle of the street, as though he were a vendor, to a couple smoking dope with their infant in the car.

But the strangest sight, they agree, was the drag race between a car and a horse."

Saturday, August 26, 2006

MSA Show 42 Upset About Pluto


Cheer up Chuckie. We talk about cheese, Slip N' Slides, Whip its and free guns! What more could you ask for? A sex break? Maybe. Enjoy.

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Pink Taco seeks to put name on Cards Stadium

This is for real.

Pink Taco seeks to put name on Cards Stadium: "The restaurant, named after a slang term for vagina, caused a stir in Scottsdale when Mayor Mary Manross objected to the restaurant's opening in Scottsdale's Waterfront project.

Dalton said the team did not wanted to be associated with the Pink Taco brand but wouldn't say exactly why."

Saturday, August 19, 2006

CNN.com - Bush pardons moonshining 'Deliverance' actor - Aug 18, 2006

'who have unpleasant encounters with locals during a north Georgia canoe trip'?!?
do you mean 'who are terrorized by a gang of anal-raping inbreds'?

CNN.com - Bush pardons moonshining 'Deliverance' actor - Aug 18, 2006: "Randall Leece Deal of Clayton, Georgia, had a small role in the film about four Atlanta businessmen who have unpleasant encounters with locals during a north Georgia canoe trip."

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Very wrong turn

great story here

Miguelangel Garcia, 21, of Veracruz, Mexico, was visiting some friends in New Jersey before traveling to Kalamazoo to see his father. At a Greyhound depot in New York City, Garcia, who speaks little English, attempted to tell the agent his destination.

The agent couldn’t find a Kalamazoo, but did find a Calumet — about 10 hours and 570 miles away.

That’s where Garcia arrived about 6:30 a.m. Wednesday.

Very wrong turn

Thursday, July 27, 2006

MSA Show 41 Where's the Shelter?

Bring the little chairs. This is an inbetween-camping podcast. Short and sweet. Review of Clerks 2. Wipe the balls and the crack. Enjoy.

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