Murder Burger is Episode 39 of 2024

This is a peaceful podcast. Sometimes MSA hears words wrong because LSF doesn't enunciate. Happy Labor Day. The reboot continues: 

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Show notes:

Raw/director's cut

Summer recap

First since April

New job - sinking ship to soaring rocket!

Happy dance (duck song)

Boating (no preparation)

Wave report (captain mode) - that's a 45-degree angle but MSA is not a math wizard!

Vacation plans

Nat. sound

Rainbow bridge

Credit to LSF for earning her keep 

Man toilet splash protector discussion

Political discussion and mumbling

20th birthday

LSF's feet and hearing 

Signature dish = Murder

LSF thinks farting on MSA is funny now. Hee hee hee/she/her

Swimming with the pigs.

Thong Twins is Episode 28 of 2023

Welcome back ...

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Show notes:

Elvis Whiskey 

Drain Flies

Joan Jett 20ish years later

Motorboatin'

Nice shitter

No pubes on LSF?

Pegging explained

BJs explained

Rim Job?

Sunglasses on

Clear bags / Prison wallet

Thong thong thong thong thong

Sloppy Chris

Dicks after dark

Grapefruit

Anal after 50

Prostate lesson

Words of Wisdom on dealing with your kids when they get older :)

Smokin' daze.

Honk Honk is Episode 23 of 2023

23 of  '23. 

We never listened to that double album, but ...

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Show notes: 

Honk honk

She does like The Carrot

Be more upbeat

Senior pics 

Cookies in the tin

Stan and Ollie (MSA thinks it was in high school now)

New bathrooms

Watchin' The View with LSF

Standing Desk advice

He he he

Awesome parents

MSA The Morning Person

Dinner bell

And just like that ... 

The Bear

Streaming cliffhangers

Boomer rant

Words of Wisdom 

LSF advice to MSA

After-show banter bonus.

Thanks for listening ... 

Dirty and Violent is Episode 22 of 2023

Rainy day Saturday is your lucky day - 

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Show notes: 

Rained, forgot the Cat Box

MSA not a fan of little dogs. Nope

Boater's Beach and the ladder

Old not mold

Water shoes, baby

LSF bummed out

Ol' Bruisy 

Silly Putty

Teeth

Hockey dentist

Ever look at someone else's teeth or hands? Hmm

Smut!

I Love Rock 'n' Roll

Lita Ford

Wednesdays in the Park

Saladz

Burp

Secret Soup Recipe. With ketchup. White ghetto.

Biden is as sharp as a crayon

Political tangent

Obsessing over the weather

World Wide Live

Something special bonus double War Stories

Words of Wisdom (twice).

The Gooch is Episode 21 of 2023

 

Epi 21 of 2023 is The Gooch

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Show notes: 

Lady Starfish breaks the rules

Amazon Christmas

Netflix frustrations

How long before we're too old for tech?

We're over the fireworks, but the Big Wheel race was sweet

Hairball John shoutout

Rock concert report

Gen X Afternoon Activities

Movie prediction comes true

Hurricane Guppy No. 1

MSA wakes up late for the first time ever

More finger waggin'

MSA is so imperfect - but please rinse out that bowl

Camel Cash and Marlboro buck memories

Les is More

The perenium 

Nose hair trimmer 

Eyelash grower

Yellow buoy

Words of Wisdom for summer cocktails. Cock. Tails.

There's some Finger Waggin' going on for Episode 18 of 2023

This year's podcast is old enough to go to the strip club. Hooray. 

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Show notes: 

Reporting on the going ons in the basement

The Camping Progression 

Soup Cookoff!

Lick it up

Deal with the Devil? 

Summer reading list (The author is Jack Quaid and the other book is Maniac Menagerie)

Kid-free beach vacay

Peacock: Based on a True Story 

Listener comments! From our one listener (C'mon people)

Finger Waggin' 

Toilet stories

Related boat stories

Lawnmower Man

Self Diagnosis

War Stories

Quick Words of Wisdom.

Episode 8 of 2023 is The Voice

Happy Friday!
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Al G  and GDS Shout Out

Happy Hour

LSF runs out of gas … again

(Dog demands belly rub)

Dick neighbors

How to tell you’re old

New lady doctor

Parenting teens

On the last episode

Podcast recommendations

About The Voice

Spotify, Beastie Boys, Boulet Bros. and Twin Temple

Pay attention to us!

Arabic Swear Word of the Day (I Dream of Genie)

Words of Wisdom (WOW)

Ladies Room extra.

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Episode 6 of 2023 is a Porn Stash

As in mustache and bunches of photos and other "stuff."

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In this one, we gab about: 

Ron Burgundy, sorta

Panda outfit

More squeakin'

D.C. report

Dope and porn

Piggybacking

MSA makes a friend

Dressin' your man

Hot boxin'

Swifties meet the Hipsters

LSF's youth

Hayseed Dixie

Toot (duck)

Circumsize first-timer

More stories of youth. Youth!

1,200 square feet

Intentionally gray hair 

Cremation requests

Words of wisdom: Love yourself, but not too much?

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Episode 5 of 2023 is a High Note

When I'm with you oooh oooh oooh ... woooh!

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This one includes ...

 

Bret v. Bon
Storytime with MSA
Sock Fetish Segue: Dreams
Droppin’ stuff
Were there Hot Moms back in the day?
Red Cardinal
Where is LSF?
Workin’ Girls
Cookin’
More kitchen stories
Guppy No. 2
Straightening your hair … almost
Spray beard
Words of Wisdom

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Episode 2 of 2023 is an Exciting Salad

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Show notes: 

Zoe joins the show

MSA makes another trip around the sun

We don’t like The Beatles

Reading Rainbow with LSF: Tom Segura’s major operation

MSA’s major operation: Terrifying your friends

Give us Five Stars (or don’t bother)

Birthday shopping: Hot dog shirt!

Conference room fun: No prostitutes, free breakfast

Weed is legal in Michigan

Wet butt

Protein biohazard: Dressing room surprise

Much more than four topics each: Old man complaints

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