DRMBS

get the new coldplay cd! you can't play it in your car. you can't rip it into mp3s. but it makes a GREAT COASTER.

Bad, bad Coldplay ›› journal › itch.in::.

Mr. Shark Attack Show 32 Super Mega 64

After some technical difficulties, we present (hopefully) Show 32 _ Super Mega.
As the year comes to a close, we would like to thank everyone who has supported our show through the past year, through listening and cross-pimping promotions, like Matt from DDR, the No Soap Radio duo, Goin' Deep, Dime Bag Radio, and everyone else (Sorry, I'm getting a little misty). For 2006, we resolve to do a better show than this one. HA HA.

This show includes LSF's Movie Picks for the young-ins from Pennsylvania. And a blow by blow of the Narnia Rap and Lettuce.
SA OUT.
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The Top 10 Podcast Episodes of 2005

fuck this crap. We don't make the Top Ten? Have you not heard the Evil Pony episode? And countless others (actually 32 others, but we can't count very high).

The Top 10 Podcast Episodes of 2005

Osama's Niece Poses in Racy Photo Shoot

Hmm. The best way to be accepted in the US of A is to pose nude in a bathtub? Maybe ... if you weren't so nas-tay.

Osama's Niece Poses in Racy Photo Shoot - Yahoo! News: "'I want to be accepted here, but I feel that everybody's judging me and rejecting me,' said the California-born Dufour, a law graduate who lives in New York."

Chris Rock is an asshole

Fuck you Chris Rock. I ALMOST watched that show the other night with my two little kids. You think it's funny to ruin Santa for little kids?! Email these fucks.

ABC News: Chris Rock's Show Sucks

washyourass.com

hmm. how many people go here for 'Airline tickets' and 'Car Insurance'?


washyourass.com

Go Deep (Sorry) with the Mr. Shark Attack Submarine!

Check out my sub. Thanks Jacques!
National Geographic News Photo Gallery: Cousteau's Shark-Shaped Submarine

YouTube - SNL - The Chronic of Narnia Rap

The Chronic WHAT cles of Narnia!

YouTube - SNL - The Chronic of Narnia Rap

Bono N' Gates

Who decided that U2 was the greatest rock band alive? Not me.

TIME.com: The Good Samaritans -- Jan. 02, 2006 -- Page 1

Christmas comes early

Hey Bush, here's some coal in your stocking, creep.

CNN.com - Patriot Act renewal fails in Senate - Dec 16, 2005: "The Senate on Friday rejected efforts to renew expiring provisions of the Patriot Act, dealing a major blow to President Bush and the Republican leadership."

Girl Boys want own bathrooms

OK. Just one question: What will the sign on the door say? Submit your ideas!

AP Headlines

this will make some bunny very happy

Eh, what's up dick?

ABC's Official 'Lost' podcast

I am lost without Lost. Pay attention to Mr. Echo's stick.

ABC.com: ABC's Official 'Lost' podcast

'Podcast' Is the Word of the Year: Financial News - Yahoo! Finance

Cool. And they almost got the def right. It's all about the distribution model. The syndication. Just posting an mp3 on the 'Net ain't a podcast. No RSS, no Podcast. Oh well. Maybe RSS will be in the 2007 Oxford.


'Podcast' Is the Word of the Year: Financial News - Yahoo! Finance: "Podcast, defined as 'a digital recording of a radio broadcast or similar program, made available on the Internet for downloading to a personal audio player,' will be added to the next online update of the New Oxford American Dictionary, due in early 2006."

MSA_31_Bonanza

A little something extra for our legions of fans. It's Christmastime, so we Give and Give and Give!

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Just when you thought we were dead, Show 30

MSA and LSF become reanimated and do a podcast!

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Lucian, featured in this show, is at http://acornsandmerlot.libsyn.com/
Good discussion of Delicious Treats (and major pimpage of our show) on his latest podcast.

now, anyone can do a podcast ...

Odeo: Audio from mr. shark attack (Dec 4, 2005)

another reason to hate canadians

this is stupid, eh?

CNN.com - Device stops speeders from inside car - Dec 1, 2005

Silver Star Mountain

The man on the Silver Star Mountain? Shiiit. It's DIO!

Silver Star Mountain

I had no part in this!

Deal nips lawsuit over showing breasts to ape - MSNBC

New Ronnie James Dio study sheds light on our world

Thanks Co Co.

MSA #29_Fill the Hole

Sounds dirty, huh? We talk about the Big News/our PA, a Halloween '06 Elvis/Batman preview, the Power Rangers' justice system, play promos from No Soap Radio and Goin' Deep, and include oh so much more, like a Mob-influenced Words of Wisdom.
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Scooter.

Bush Declares 'We Do Not Torture' *

* Unless Cheney says we should


News From The Associated Press

OpenDir ®: IT - 10 - 11 & 12 the

Kidz Bop!

OpenDir ®: IT - 10 - 11 & 12 the

Porncaster.net - We bring the porn to you!

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President's Remarks to the Travel Pool at Summit of the Americas in Argentina

Succinct.

President's Remarks to the Travel Pool at Summit of the Americas in Argentina: "Q Hi, Mr. President. Thank you. Did Karl Rove tell you the truth about his role in the CIA leak case? And do you owe the American people an apology for your administration's assertations that Karl Rove and Scooter Libby weren't involved?

THE PRESIDENT: We're going through a very serious investigation. And I will -- have told you before that I'm not going to discuss the investigation until it's completed. And we have got a -- my obligation is to set an agenda, and I've done that. And the agenda is fighting and winning the war on terror, and keeping the economic vitality and growth alive, dealing with the energy problem, nominating people to the Supreme Court that adhere to the philosophy that I can depend on -- Judge Alito being such a person. I noticed today that they've got a date. I'm disappointed in the date, but happy they do have a firm date for his confirmation hearing. We've got to recover from the hurricanes. So I've got a lot to do, and will continue to focus on the people's business."

'Can I quit now?' FEMA chief wrote as Katrina raged

anotherbushrelatedfuckup@impeach.net

CNN.com - 'Can I quit now?' FEMA chief wrote as Katrina raged - Nov 3, 2005

MSA_28__Gay_is_OK

That's right. Show 28. Food. Candy. Skunks. Mr. SA at the gay bar. The No Soap lovefest continues. And a Dime Bag shout out. Whoosh! It's like a 48 mph wind gust.

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ok. i forgot. here she is.

Mr. Shark Attack - Show 27 - Wee!!!

Back in action. Show 27. Deliverance. Shouts. Halloween. Cider. Gacy. Hobos. Bloodsuckers. Spiders.

Do it.

The New Yorker: The Talk of the Town

They make up words in the dictionary. Fake words. Fake!
Those skaburblers!

The New Yorker: The Talk of the Town: "esquivalience"

Gimme money

My blog is worth $5,080.86.
How much is your blog worth?

cool. email me.

Mr. Shark Attack fuels MTV rumors!!!

ha ha ha. you may recall that mr. shark attack predicted a while back that the next Rock Star would be to a find a new lead singer for VH.
The story sez: "Van Halen had been the subject of recent speculation concerning potential "Rock Star" second-season bands."


mtv.com - News - Van Halen Will Not Be The Next 'Rock Star' Band

Watch Muppet cranks Statler & Waldorf as they review current movies

holy hand up the ass. this is funny stuff. much better than ebert and the dead guy. seems they're scared to do a "vlog," so you have to STR**M. dirty word. but funny show.

Watch Muppet cranks Statler & Waldorf as they review current movies on Movies.com.

AdCritic Interactive

ok. now i'm scared.
this is what it may be like ordering pizza in 2010.
AdCritic Interactive

Mr. Shark Attack: Show 26 - Clean The Walls

The Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish Show. The Mark of Excellence.

Thanks to our excellent friends:
Digital Detroit Radio
No Soap Radio
Zaldor
Whoever else we forgot

This is Show 26. We discuss The History of Hot Pockets, Psycho Killers and Cell Phones, Illegible Writing, The Pool and Peeing Etiquette, Our Ex Lawn Boy. Includes Joyous Words of Wisdom. Prevents wrinkles. And we didn't say this, but the Ultra Mega cooking show is funny as hell.

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Pizza Slice Halloween Costume

you're sure to be the lame ass at the party with this get-up.
Pizza Slice Halloween Costume

Best and worst vending machine snacks - Forbes.com - MSNBC.com

talk about your mislabeled stories. best? we all know that zagnut is the best. they mean healthiest. oh god. healthy vending machine snacks. give it up. elastic, my friends. elastic. what dumb ass thought of this as an issue story? probably one of those naturally skinny jerks who no one really likes.


Best and worst vending machine snacks - Forbes.com - MSNBC.com

Daddy Like

If you don't watch ROCKETBOOM, here's what you're missing. Thanks Amanda.

AmeriCAN'T Idol

We all know Fantasia can't sing. Turns out she can't read either!

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!

ABC News: Fantasia Barrino Reveals She's Illiterate

Mr. Shark Attack: Show 25 - Top Ten Tips

Show XXV. We offer our take on the Top Ten Podcasting Tips, discuss selling MR. SA's dirty underwear for money, and hear from Kid AG and the Hot Wheels Spirit Guide.

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don't email signups for websites suck? i started out with fuckyou@aol.com and suckmycock@aol.com, but those were both taken.

The New Music Download Battle

i don't get it. it's like the record labels WANT us to steal music. apple makes it easy to legally buy music, so the RIAA wants to put itunes out of business. great. i should start reading more books.


Opinion by PC Magazine: The New Music Download Battle

Carmen Electras Aerobic Striptease 2004 - Google Video

Google Video is great.

Carmen Electras Aerobic Striptease 2004 - Google Video

Holy Squid! Photos Offer First Glimpse of Live Deep-Sea Giant

Kick ass.
Holy Squid! Photos Offer First Glimpse of Live Deep-Sea Giant

Mr. Shark Attack: Show 24 - Monkey Joke

Ha ha ha. Show 24. Like 24. Rich N Saucy, Sweet N Zesty, Just Plain Shitty? Perhaps. Phoning It In report, Livestock Pen report, The Paralyzer down?, On air gas, The Nine Shift, Shout Outs to No Soap Radio and others, and Frolfing 4 fun.
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Apple - iPod Erotica

Forget the Nano. This is where it's at.


Apple - iPod Erotica

Pocatello Idaho State Journal: Forecaster leaves job to pursue weather theories

Let the Truth be heard (cuckoo!).

Pocatello Idaho State Journal: Forecaster leaves job to pursue weather theories\

Mr. Shark Attack: Show 23 - Is Ozzy Dead?

It's Show 23, where we examine the question, Is Ozzy Dead? And Guppie No. 1 talks about smoking. She's 4. Also, words of wisdom from David Lee Roth.
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Clinton on Sheehan

Bill Clinton was on Larry King Live last night. And he showed he is a decent human being. Bush, take notes.

CNN.com - Transcripts: "KING: Should the president have met with the lady who lost her son?

CLINTON: I think he'd seen her once before. You know, I think I would have but that's a question only he can answer.

KING: But you would have.

CLINTON: Yes, you know, I met with the people that I gave the Medal of Honor to, people who -- some people who were killed on Black Hawk Down and one of the fathers was very angry at me and I knew it. And he said some really rough things to me and...

KING: How do you handle that?

CLINTON: It wasn't easy but I thought I owed it to him. His son gave his life in the service of this country and this father served in Vietnam, was a veteran. I thought that he had the right to say to me whatever he wanted to say. There is no greater pain in life than having a child die before you.

There is nothing worse and I had sent his son into harm's way. And the thing was not managed as it should have been. And he was -- as far as I was concerned, he'd earned the right to say whatever he wanted to me. And if he felt better when it was over, then it was a precious little thing I could do is to take the heat coming in.

So that's the way I feel. But that's a decision that each president has to make, you know, because it's not like he can change the lady's opinion. I just -- I think, you know, when you send people into harm's way and you know there is going to be killing and dying, some people are going to be very unhappy. History will record whether she was right or he was right on the policy but on the human level, she lost her son and that's a tough thing."

This just in ...

Reporters sans frontières - China - United States

another reason to use google (i hope).

Information supplied by Yahoo ! helped journalist Shi Tao get 10 years in prison

Reporters sans frontières - China - United States

welcome to Fucking

Those crazy fuckers!

welcome to Fucking

Mr. Shark Attack - Show 22

Show 22. The Fly. Buzz Buzz.

the fans are growing restless

so, we did it. show 22. coming soon.

New Orleans in Anarchy With Fights, Rapes

This is probably the most horrible news story I've ever read. What the fuck is going on in New Orleans?!

New Orleans in Anarchy With Fights, Rapes: "'This is not a FEMA operation. I haven't seen a single FEMA guy,' he said. He added: 'We can send massive amounts of aid to tsunami victims, but we can't bail out the city of New Orleans.'"

Flickr: Photos tagged with wienermobile

Behold.

Flickr: Photos tagged with wienermobile

Freeform in Feed Form: WFMU Podcasts

hidden gemz

Freeform in Feed Form: WFMU Podcasts

Pocket Pal

as a great band once sang, "i don't need no women to do me wrong, when i got my pocket pal ..."

Sex Toy of the Week: Juli's Purple Passion Pocket Pal : Fleshbot

Mr. Shark Attack: Show 21 Bachelor P-cast

Show 21. Podcasting from the edge of marriage, on the streets of 8 Mile, in the Big D.
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Mr. Shark Attack: Show 20

Gosh. Show 20. Milestone. And it's been three weeks since our last real podcast. Sure, there was Show 19 1/2 and the Wayne Newton Montage, but those were not real shows. So, technically, this is Show 22. But not. So what's it about? What are the show notes? Well, Mr. SA rambles about his brother's bachelor party. Lady Starfish rambles about life's piccadillies. And we watch a porno together. Shout out to Matt at DDR. Thanks for playing us! Download this right here, but you should just subscribe. NEXT UP: Show 21 - The Bachelor Party Podcast (Director's Cut).

Northern Michigan Tourism Site Now Open

So high tech. C'mon up!

Yee haw!

Mr. Shark Attack - The Fab Wayne Newton Montage

Great show Wayne. But this is not a real MSA and LSF Show. Think of it as a montage. A snippet of the great show we saw The Fabulous Wayne Newton put on recently. He's old, and the voice is a little rough, but he's still a great entertainer. With a stellar band. If only we had stellar recording equipment, which we don't, as you will see. (The Griffin iTalk let us down. Beware of that little doo-dad. Next time I record with Linux and a real mike!) See ya folks. We will do a real Show 20 sometime soon. Download this one for now.

Mr. Shark Attack: Show 19 1/2

BAM. A quickie. It's fresh like Florida OJ. On award woes, wine and strip club secrets. Mr. Shark Attack apologizes to all men everywhere. A shoutout to the Yahoo Detroit Podcasters Group.

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Mr. Shark Attack: Show 19

Show 19. Back Inside. Tales of the Potato Plague, long lost subs and karaoke clubs. Includes Mr. Shark Attack Drum Solo. And listener e-mail. Short, but oh so sweet. Happy Aug. 1 Podcast Alley (hint hint).
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Addicted to MSA

NYT did a big ol' story about podcasting. They basically said Dan Klass of The Bitterest Pill was a drug addict. They didn't get the joke. Attention: You need do more than read the descriptions on iTunes and listen to one show before you write a story.

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/22/arts/22heff.html

"The Bitterest Pill" is the podcast of Dan Klass, an intelligent, low-key (depressive?) actor and self-identified addict in Los Angeles; he opines about addiction and complains about his laptop and his health, as his baby cries in the background. Why is this endearing? It just is, like many forthright accounts of boomer loserdom. Mr. Klass also worries about podcasting going mainstream. "Do you really need to hear Dick and wacky Dale from KRAP in St. Louis?" he asked on a recent broadcast ...

Correction: July 23, 2005, Saturday:

A Critic's Notebook article in Weekend yesterday about podcasts referred incorrectly to Dan Klass, creator of "The Bitterest Pill." While he has indeed called himself an addict, he said that the description was intended as a humorous reference likening himself to fans of his podcast who call themselves addicts, and that he is not really an addict.

Another correction. The Rising Force wasn't mentioned! If you check out Dan's page, he did a whole show on it. With recordings of the phone calls he made to NYT. Aw yeah.

Mr. Shark Attack: Show 18 outdoors

Show 18. An outdoor podcast. Via the Griffin italk. We talk about leather gloves, summertime, bad dreams and mysterious things.
Download if you dare.

Meet the Golden Girls!

"And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads."
Revelations, 12-3.

Meet the Golden Girls!

Mr. Shark Attack: Show 17

It's Show 17. 17, not 16 like we say during the show. Sorry. 17 Brick Killers twirling on a branch, making fun of rap stars on my uncle's ranch. The dick's in the mail.

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show 17

show 17 is coming soon. we called it sweet sixteen when we recorded it, but it's actually 17. includes a story about a very shocking e-mail we recently received. you know who you are. coming soon.

FARK.com: (1581860) Proof that people will take anything as fact: People in Midland, Michigan, scramble to the pumps on price hike fears due to Walmar

Mid-Mich. made Fark. All right. We so stupid. By the way, I could care less. If gas is $5 a gallon, I still have to drive to work tomorrow. If gas is $5, I switch to Natural Light. Rock on.


FARK.com: (1581860) Proof that people will take anything as fact: People in Midland, Michigan, scramble to the pumps on price hike fears due to Walmart gas at $3.03. Fail to notice that the gas station is under construction

we are the hottest thing in podcasting

BOOM

My Odeo Channel

Mr. Shark Attack: Special Guest Lady Catfish

Show 16. With special guest, Lady Catfish. We discuss --- while eating chips and salsa (so professional) --- Lady Scaping (get your tissue ready), Smoke-a-teers and beer in the morning. Also includes a dispatch from Midland, Germany, and secret information from a QVC Insider, aka Stumpy. Cheez Nips, Thunderettes, Hot Tamales and so much more. We tried to keep the banging to a minimum, but it's hard when you've been so thirsty all day.

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show 16

is coming soon. with special guest, Lady Catfish. stay subscribed ...

you must be kidding

this is a great q & a web site for dumb parents:

My child has diarrhea and wants to go swimming. What should I do?

The same thing you do when he's 6 and wants to drive your car on the freeway, or play with the garbage disposal. SAY NO.

http://www.cdc.gov/healthyswimming/faq/swimmers3.htm#17

i have no idea what's up with this. all of a sudden, we look like shit. damn you dawn and drew!

Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish: Apple Daze

Show 15, brought to you by The Little Penquin, Meijer Thrifty Acres and Miller Lite. We receive no money for these endorsements! This a free-flowin' show. We read from the back of a cereal box, talk about our recent resort vacation and our distrust of skinny people. (You know who you are!) Includes a warning about so-called Three Buck Chuck, rumors of orgies and ways to tell if your marriage is in trouble. We also call on fans to email lstarfish@gmail.com. Mr. Shark Attack is at mrsharkattack@gmail.com, of course. By the end of this, you will know of secret to not being an asshole. Listen for the sounds of the Mighty Loch Ness!
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show 15 is coming. fueled by this stuff.

Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish: The Fupa Rest

Show 14. We muse on Dickorations, skanks, father's day, and invent The Fupa Rest along the way. Download. Email mrsharkattack@gmail.com or lstarfish@gmail.com. Subscribe.

Now I've seen it all

Capes for cocks. Just print out, cut out, and rock out with your cock out! Enjoy ...

DUREX DICKORATIONS

Email E-nnouncement

Announcing, two, separate e-mails for both hosts of The Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish Show. One, an old fave. Another, completely new.

For Him, mrsharkattack@gmail.com
For Her, lstarfish@gmail.com

Send your praises!
By the way, thinking of doing a show tonight ...

Corpcasting

so ... podcasting has gone inc. itunes 4.9 is out. curry has sold out. ? is podcasting ruined? will the corporations squash the little guys. do i feel like a whore for already moving over all my subscriptions from doppler. ? discuss ...


Apple - iTunes - Podcasting

boo hoo movie industry

cry baby cry. the movie industry is having a bad year. hmm. movies are too frickin' expensive. i took my kid to a matinee today, and spent $13 to get us in, then another $7 for a pop and some candy. too much. attention rich ass movie execs: if it was less, we would go more. you already show us three commercials now before every movie, you don't need to rob us on the way in.

News from The Associated Press

make yer own jesus toast

praise the lord. it's a miracle!

YOUR OWN PERSONAL JESUS TOAST.

Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish: Evil Pony

Lucky Show 13. Tales of McSlide and the Evil Pony. Catholic Chat, wine recommendations and other goodies. This one's covered in cheese.

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MJ Out

Jackson reacts to verdict: "SHA'MON!"

News from The Associated Press

Bloody Chainsaw? Not to worry

who in the world would have suspected this guy of murder? not border officials, who let them into the u.s. with a bloody chainsaw!!! i feel safer already.

Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish: LL Cool J

Show 12. Don't call it a comeback!
MSA and LSF return after a long hiatus, and the missis asks the burning question: Are you masturbating?

Cowboy edit, while the kids watched 'Robin Hood.' Aw yeah.

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The comeback

Show 12. Twelve. XII. In the hopper. Aw yeah. We back.
- MSA and LSF.

NEWSBREAKERS When News Breaks, We Bust It.

support newsbreakers, crash a cast. because tv news sux.

NEWSBREAKERS When News Breaks, We Bust It.

do they have chicken sized boxing gloves?

tip of the hat to al g and the folks at wifflehouse/goin' deep/the complex.

Ananova - Clothing for chickens

Spoilt Victorian Child

if you gotta do dishes, you might as well enjoy it.

Spoilt Victorian Child

Peak Oil!

this is almost as bad as moving from one house to another. we should know. living la vida boxa ...


News from The Associated Press

AW YEAH!

We in. Internet up. Get down.
AW YEAH!

OK. See ya later!

After this post, I am going to dismantle my computer and take it over to my new crib. The big move is nearing an end. See you again when the cable guy comes, sometime soon.

- Mr. Shark Attack.

Moving is so fucking fun!

Man Leaps From Car to Retrieve Cigarette

Yeah, but he did get the smoke or not?!

News from The Associated Press: "Man Leaps From Car to Retrieve Cigarette

FOREMAN, Ark. (AP) -- A leap of faith proved hazardous for a smoker in need of a cigarette fix after a night on the town.

Jeff Foran suffered trauma to his nose, eyes and chin after jumping from a car traveling 55-60 mph. Authorities said he was trying to retrieve a cigarette blown out of the passenger-side window."

Now this shit should make Boing Boing

"get your ass off that bar stool and drive home." ah, i can meet you half way.

MMM MMM Monkey

MMM Mr. Shark Attack and Lady SF are still kickin'. Packin'. Boxin'. Movin'. Eatin' Endangered Species. Not much Podcastin'. Keep waitin'. It's comin'.

The Onion | New, Delicious Species Discovered

Busy with Sara Lee and other things

Sorry folks. Long time no podcast, we know. We've been busy, getting ready for our big move, and researching misunderstood food slogans.
Q: What is the slogan for Sara Lee Bakery?
You will be shocked.

Sara Lee - Frequently Asked Questions