opening worldwide july 27, 2007. 2007? what is this, the sopranos? draw faster!!!
http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/thesimpsonsmovie/teaser/
Thursday, April 06, 2006
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Sunday, March 26, 2006
Be worried, be very worried - Mar 26, 2006
sorry to be such a downer ...
CNN.com - Be worried, be very worried - Mar 26, 2006: "No one can say exactly what it looks like when a planet takes ill, but it probably looks a lot like Earth.
Never mind what you've heard about global warming as a slow-motion emergency that would take decades to play out. Suddenly and unexpectedly, the crisis is upon us.
From heat waves to storms to floods to fires to massive glacial melts, the global climate seems to be crashing around us."
make sure you see this picture
CNN.com - Be worried, be very worried - Mar 26, 2006: "No one can say exactly what it looks like when a planet takes ill, but it probably looks a lot like Earth.
Never mind what you've heard about global warming as a slow-motion emergency that would take decades to play out. Suddenly and unexpectedly, the crisis is upon us.
From heat waves to storms to floods to fires to massive glacial melts, the global climate seems to be crashing around us."
make sure you see this picture
Friday, March 24, 2006
birthin britney
there is one angle missing from the photographs ...
Untitled Document: "“Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston,” believed Pro-Life’s first monument to the ‘act of giving birth,’ is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears’ pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean’s head."
Untitled Document: "“Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston,” believed Pro-Life’s first monument to the ‘act of giving birth,’ is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears’ pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean’s head."
Mr. Shark Attack Show 37 Road of love part 2
Show 37. We're baaack (again). It takes us another month to record a show, but like a slow-roasted piece of brisket, it's oh so good. Slathered on this one is the second verse to MSA's popular church camp song, shouts to DDR, Mike and Michelle, backwards underwear woes, the movie corner, pajama fashion, Walmart steaks, beer and the grill, wine and razor injuries and shooting the wad, but not necessarily in that order. Donations of $5,000 or more needed.
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Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Mada-ass-car
Just one of many titles in a year of porno titles. Other 2005 gems include The Penetration of Emily's Rose.
Nice.
Audience of Two: "Mada-ass-car"
Nice.
Audience of Two: "Mada-ass-car"
Thursday, March 09, 2006
Monday, March 06, 2006
NBC.com > Video > Web Favorites > Saturday Night Live: Chronicles of Narnia
oh fuck you nbc!
NBC.com > Video > Web Favorites > Saturday Night Live: Chronicles of Narnia: "Now, instead of searching the web for 'borrowed' NBC highlights, you can go to the source! We've taken your viral favorites and gathered them into one convenient location. Watch."
NBC.com > Video > Web Favorites > Saturday Night Live: Chronicles of Narnia: "Now, instead of searching the web for 'borrowed' NBC highlights, you can go to the source! We've taken your viral favorites and gathered them into one convenient location. Watch."
Monday, February 27, 2006
Mr. Shark Attack Show 36 Tammy NYP
We're baaack! Thanks to all the people who prodded us. Prod Prod.
Lots to talk about. Of course, when you do a show once a month, there is lots to talk about. Shout outs to Lucian, No Soap, Tim, "Etc." Talkin' about Jesus cans, Baby Sling Blade, Star Wars redux (maybe), a shitty movie called Rent, Attack of the Oily man, lots more. And it stays crunchy in milk at 96 kbps. Why did we encode it at 96 kbps? Quality, of course.
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Lots to talk about. Of course, when you do a show once a month, there is lots to talk about. Shout outs to Lucian, No Soap, Tim, "Etc." Talkin' about Jesus cans, Baby Sling Blade, Star Wars redux (maybe), a shitty movie called Rent, Attack of the Oily man, lots more. And it stays crunchy in milk at 96 kbps. Why did we encode it at 96 kbps? Quality, of course.
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Monday, February 20, 2006
Rocketboom Anti-God?
she didn't say under god. she said the pledge but she didn't say under god. did she forget? or is she one of those people?!
feb. 20.
no under god.!!!
Rocketboom
feb. 20.
no under god.!!!
Rocketboom
Saturday, February 18, 2006
Peachy
: "First, I have introduced a resolution (H. Res. 635) creating a Select Committee with subpoena authority to investigate the misconduct of the Bush Administration with regard to the Iraq war and report on possible impeachable offenses. In addition, I have introduced Resolutions regarding both President Bush (H. Res. 636) and Vice-President Cheney (H. Res. 637) proposing that they be censured by Congress based on indisputable evidence of unaccounted for misstatements and abuse of power in the public record. There are a number of additional recommendations in the Report that I expect to be taking up in the coming weeks and months."
Friday, February 17, 2006
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
cheney was (hiccup) not drinking
Right. Just a coincidence that he waited until the next morning. Nothing to it.
The handling of the situation also raised questions about whether Cheney had been drinking at the time of the shooting, about 5:50 p.m. Cheney told Fox he had had a beer at lunch, but the hunt did not begin until "sometime after 3 p.m."
"The five of us who were in that party were together all afternoon. Nobody was drinking, nobody was under the influence," he said.
The Kenedy County Sheriff's Department, which interviewed Cheney about the accident Sunday morning, concluded there was "no alcohol or misconduct involved in the incident." A state game warden gave Cheney a warning for hunting without a required stamp on his license, for which the vice president's office later submitted payment.
Armstrong, a longtime friend of the Cheney family, told CNN before the vice president's interview that she never saw Cheney or Whittington "drink at all on the day of the shooting until after the accident occurred, when the vice president fixed himself a cocktail back at the house."
Cheney was not asked Wednesday about the fact that he was not interviewed by police until the morning after the shooting.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/15/cheney/index.html
The handling of the situation also raised questions about whether Cheney had been drinking at the time of the shooting, about 5:50 p.m. Cheney told Fox he had had a beer at lunch, but the hunt did not begin until "sometime after 3 p.m."
"The five of us who were in that party were together all afternoon. Nobody was drinking, nobody was under the influence," he said.
The Kenedy County Sheriff's Department, which interviewed Cheney about the accident Sunday morning, concluded there was "no alcohol or misconduct involved in the incident." A state game warden gave Cheney a warning for hunting without a required stamp on his license, for which the vice president's office later submitted payment.
Armstrong, a longtime friend of the Cheney family, told CNN before the vice president's interview that she never saw Cheney or Whittington "drink at all on the day of the shooting until after the accident occurred, when the vice president fixed himself a cocktail back at the house."
Cheney was not asked Wednesday about the fact that he was not interviewed by police until the morning after the shooting.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/15/cheney/index.html
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Saturday, February 04, 2006
The Who announce global tour plans
i saw the who in 1989 during their 'final' tour. these guys should be sued. i will be party to a class-action lawsuit if anyone wants to bring it.
KINGBLIND: Music, Art & Entertainment: 02/01/2006 - 02/28/2006
KINGBLIND: Music, Art & Entertainment: 02/01/2006 - 02/28/2006
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
An email that pissed me off
WHORES! WHORES! WHORES! Why would you send an e-mail out like this? Disgusting marketing.
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Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Friday, January 27, 2006
Kerry goes after Alito
What? John Kerry is still alive? How can you tell? Thanks, John, for totally blowing it in 2004!!!
CNN.com - GOP sets up showdown over Alito - Jan 27, 2006
CNN.com - GOP sets up showdown over Alito - Jan 27, 2006
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Mr. Shark Attack Show 35 Chinese Democracy
Axl couldn't do it, but we did. Chinese Democracy. Enjoy.
This is Show 35. Fresh off our illustrious appearance on the Goin Deep show. Welcome to our legions of new fans!
Shout outs to Lucian and Tim for their recent e-mails, and Matt on DDR for playing Mr. SA's ramblings. Shout out to www.firsthourmovies.com/, those crazy-ass kids.
On Today's show, we dream of having a better audio hookup. All we have now is a halfway-decent mike and an audio-challenged Dell Dimension 4600. Mr. Shark Attack stresses about the audio, but it probably ain't that bad. (Right?) We talk about Netflix, Newsvine, Flickr, a better idea for Elimb.com, Luther, Burnout music, OCD, how much we hate cleaning the house, camping plans. Shit. This is jam-packed, chatty-rich and free! Enjoy.
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This is Show 35. Fresh off our illustrious appearance on the Goin Deep show. Welcome to our legions of new fans!
Shout outs to Lucian and Tim for their recent e-mails, and Matt on DDR for playing Mr. SA's ramblings. Shout out to www.firsthourmovies.com/, those crazy-ass kids.
On Today's show, we dream of having a better audio hookup. All we have now is a halfway-decent mike and an audio-challenged Dell Dimension 4600. Mr. Shark Attack stresses about the audio, but it probably ain't that bad. (Right?) We talk about Netflix, Newsvine, Flickr, a better idea for Elimb.com, Luther, Burnout music, OCD, how much we hate cleaning the house, camping plans. Shit. This is jam-packed, chatty-rich and free! Enjoy.
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Monday, January 23, 2006
Anything But iPod - MP3 Player Reviews & News
this page for losers who wish they had an ipod. ah ha ha!!!
Anything But iPod - MP3 Player Reviews & News
Anything But iPod - MP3 Player Reviews & News
Sunday, January 22, 2006
Mr. Shark Attack Show 34/Goin Deep 89
A special, one-hour appearance by Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish on the Goin' Deep podcast. Recorded in wonderful hi-fi. It's about fucking time The Kid put this up. But it's worth the wait. Enjoy the fruity goodness. Does this qualify as us doing a new show? You betcha. BAM.
http://www.godeepwith.us/audio/2006/DEEP.089.mp3
http://www.godeepwith.us/audio/2006/DEEP.089.mp3
Saturday, January 21, 2006
Friday, January 20, 2006
where have i been? ... newsvine!!!
watch the world change from the comfort of your computer chair ... with mr. shark attack at the wheel, or at least fiddling with the controls ... weeee
mrsharkattack.newsvine.com - Mr. Shark Attack
mrsharkattack.newsvine.com - Mr. Shark Attack
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
It's On. Mr. Shark Attack now a media critic?
Got invited to the beta test of a new site called Newsvine. Very Interesting. It's news and blogging and writing and tagging combined. Addictive? Better? YES.
Wanna invite? ASK.
http://mrsharkattack.newsvine.com/
Wanna invite? ASK.
http://mrsharkattack.newsvine.com/
Saturday, January 14, 2006
Mr. Shark Attack Show 33 Baaad
XXXIII. Mixed with music to kill the taste. We gab on Hooter Shooters, Darth Vader, Paint, The Post Office, DLR and try try try to record Google Talk.
Thursday, January 12, 2006
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
CAPTAIN VIDEO!: Music Videos of the 1980s: 9: The Right to Rock
Fight fight fight!!! Ron Keel. We need ya!
(See my profound-ass comment). DLR. Rock is callin'!!!
CAPTAIN VIDEO!: Music Videos of the 1980s: 9: The Right to Rock
(See my profound-ass comment). DLR. Rock is callin'!!!
CAPTAIN VIDEO!: Music Videos of the 1980s: 9: The Right to Rock
Sunday, January 08, 2006
Friday, January 06, 2006
Tuesday, January 03, 2006
Google Cube to take over the world
2Google6
Above: Traditional media mobilizes to cover the story ...
MediaGuardian.co.uk | Media | And now, for Google's next trick ...
Monday, January 02, 2006
DRMBS
get the new coldplay cd! you can't play it in your car. you can't rip it into mp3s. but it makes a GREAT COASTER.
Bad, bad Coldplay ›› journal › itch.in::.
Bad, bad Coldplay ›› journal › itch.in::.
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
Mr. Shark Attack Show 32 Super Mega 64
After some technical difficulties, we present (hopefully) Show 32 _ Super Mega.
As the year comes to a close, we would like to thank everyone who has supported our show through the past year, through listening and cross-pimping promotions, like Matt from DDR, the No Soap Radio duo, Goin' Deep, Dime Bag Radio, and everyone else (Sorry, I'm getting a little misty). For 2006, we resolve to do a better show than this one. HA HA.
This show includes LSF's Movie Picks for the young-ins from Pennsylvania. And a blow by blow of the Narnia Rap and Lettuce.
SA OUT.
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As the year comes to a close, we would like to thank everyone who has supported our show through the past year, through listening and cross-pimping promotions, like Matt from DDR, the No Soap Radio duo, Goin' Deep, Dime Bag Radio, and everyone else (Sorry, I'm getting a little misty). For 2006, we resolve to do a better show than this one. HA HA.
This show includes LSF's Movie Picks for the young-ins from Pennsylvania. And a blow by blow of the Narnia Rap and Lettuce.
SA OUT.
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Tuesday, December 27, 2005
The Top 10 Podcast Episodes of 2005
fuck this crap. We don't make the Top Ten? Have you not heard the Evil Pony episode? And countless others (actually 32 others, but we can't count very high).
The Top 10 Podcast Episodes of 2005
The Top 10 Podcast Episodes of 2005
Friday, December 23, 2005
Osama's Niece Poses in Racy Photo Shoot
Hmm. The best way to be accepted in the US of A is to pose nude in a bathtub? Maybe ... if you weren't so nas-tay.
Osama's Niece Poses in Racy Photo Shoot - Yahoo! News: "'I want to be accepted here, but I feel that everybody's judging me and rejecting me,' said the California-born Dufour, a law graduate who lives in New York."
Osama's Niece Poses in Racy Photo Shoot - Yahoo! News: "'I want to be accepted here, but I feel that everybody's judging me and rejecting me,' said the California-born Dufour, a law graduate who lives in New York."
Thursday, December 22, 2005
Chris Rock is an asshole
Fuck you Chris Rock. I ALMOST watched that show the other night with my two little kids. You think it's funny to ruin Santa for little kids?! Email these fucks.
ABC News: Chris Rock's Show Sucks
ABC News: Chris Rock's Show Sucks
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Go Deep (Sorry) with the Mr. Shark Attack Submarine!
Check out my sub. Thanks Jacques!
National Geographic News Photo Gallery: Cousteau's Shark-Shaped Submarine
National Geographic News Photo Gallery: Cousteau's Shark-Shaped Submarine
Monday, December 19, 2005
Bono N' Gates
Who decided that U2 was the greatest rock band alive? Not me.
TIME.com: The Good Samaritans -- Jan. 02, 2006 -- Page 1
TIME.com: The Good Samaritans -- Jan. 02, 2006 -- Page 1
Friday, December 16, 2005
Christmas comes early
Hey Bush, here's some coal in your stocking, creep.
CNN.com - Patriot Act renewal fails in Senate - Dec 16, 2005: "The Senate on Friday rejected efforts to renew expiring provisions of the Patriot Act, dealing a major blow to President Bush and the Republican leadership."
CNN.com - Patriot Act renewal fails in Senate - Dec 16, 2005: "The Senate on Friday rejected efforts to renew expiring provisions of the Patriot Act, dealing a major blow to President Bush and the Republican leadership."
Thursday, December 15, 2005
Saturday, December 10, 2005
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
'Podcast' Is the Word of the Year: Financial News - Yahoo! Finance
Cool. And they almost got the def right. It's all about the distribution model. The syndication. Just posting an mp3 on the 'Net ain't a podcast. No RSS, no Podcast. Oh well. Maybe RSS will be in the 2007 Oxford.
'Podcast' Is the Word of the Year: Financial News - Yahoo! Finance: "Podcast, defined as 'a digital recording of a radio broadcast or similar program, made available on the Internet for downloading to a personal audio player,' will be added to the next online update of the New Oxford American Dictionary, due in early 2006."
'Podcast' Is the Word of the Year: Financial News - Yahoo! Finance: "Podcast, defined as 'a digital recording of a radio broadcast or similar program, made available on the Internet for downloading to a personal audio player,' will be added to the next online update of the New Oxford American Dictionary, due in early 2006."
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
MSA_31_Bonanza
A little something extra for our legions of fans. It's Christmastime, so we Give and Give and Give!
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Monday, December 05, 2005
Just when you thought we were dead, Show 30
MSA and LSF become reanimated and do a podcast!
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Lucian, featured in this show, is at http://acornsandmerlot.libsyn.com/
Good discussion of Delicious Treats (and major pimpage of our show) on his latest podcast.
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Lucian, featured in this show, is at http://acornsandmerlot.libsyn.com/
Good discussion of Delicious Treats (and major pimpage of our show) on his latest podcast.
Sunday, December 04, 2005
Thursday, December 01, 2005
Saturday, November 12, 2005
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
MSA #29_Fill the Hole
Sounds dirty, huh? We talk about the Big News/our PA, a Halloween '06 Elvis/Batman preview, the Power Rangers' justice system, play promos from No Soap Radio and Goin' Deep, and include oh so much more, like a Mob-influenced Words of Wisdom.
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Scooter.
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Scooter.
Monday, November 07, 2005
Saturday, November 05, 2005
Friday, November 04, 2005
Porncaster.net - We bring the porn to you!
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President's Remarks to the Travel Pool at Summit of the Americas in Argentina
Succinct.
President's Remarks to the Travel Pool at Summit of the Americas in Argentina: "Q Hi, Mr. President. Thank you. Did Karl Rove tell you the truth about his role in the CIA leak case? And do you owe the American people an apology for your administration's assertations that Karl Rove and Scooter Libby weren't involved?
THE PRESIDENT: We're going through a very serious investigation. And I will -- have told you before that I'm not going to discuss the investigation until it's completed. And we have got a -- my obligation is to set an agenda, and I've done that. And the agenda is fighting and winning the war on terror, and keeping the economic vitality and growth alive, dealing with the energy problem, nominating people to the Supreme Court that adhere to the philosophy that I can depend on -- Judge Alito being such a person. I noticed today that they've got a date. I'm disappointed in the date, but happy they do have a firm date for his confirmation hearing. We've got to recover from the hurricanes. So I've got a lot to do, and will continue to focus on the people's business."
President's Remarks to the Travel Pool at Summit of the Americas in Argentina: "Q Hi, Mr. President. Thank you. Did Karl Rove tell you the truth about his role in the CIA leak case? And do you owe the American people an apology for your administration's assertations that Karl Rove and Scooter Libby weren't involved?
THE PRESIDENT: We're going through a very serious investigation. And I will -- have told you before that I'm not going to discuss the investigation until it's completed. And we have got a -- my obligation is to set an agenda, and I've done that. And the agenda is fighting and winning the war on terror, and keeping the economic vitality and growth alive, dealing with the energy problem, nominating people to the Supreme Court that adhere to the philosophy that I can depend on -- Judge Alito being such a person. I noticed today that they've got a date. I'm disappointed in the date, but happy they do have a firm date for his confirmation hearing. We've got to recover from the hurricanes. So I've got a lot to do, and will continue to focus on the people's business."
Thursday, November 03, 2005
'Can I quit now?' FEMA chief wrote as Katrina raged
anotherbushrelatedfuckup@impeach.net
CNN.com - 'Can I quit now?' FEMA chief wrote as Katrina raged - Nov 3, 2005
CNN.com - 'Can I quit now?' FEMA chief wrote as Katrina raged - Nov 3, 2005
MSA_28__Gay_is_OK
Friday, October 28, 2005
Mr. Shark Attack - Show 27 - Wee!!!
Back in action. Show 27. Deliverance. Shouts. Halloween. Cider. Gacy. Hobos. Bloodsuckers. Spiders.
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Tuesday, October 25, 2005
The New Yorker: The Talk of the Town
They make up words in the dictionary. Fake words. Fake!
Those skaburblers!
The New Yorker: The Talk of the Town: "esquivalience"
Those skaburblers!
The New Yorker: The Talk of the Town: "esquivalience"
Monday, October 24, 2005
Thursday, October 20, 2005
Mr. Shark Attack fuels MTV rumors!!!
ha ha ha. you may recall that mr. shark attack predicted a while back that the next Rock Star would be to a find a new lead singer for VH.
The story sez: "Van Halen had been the subject of recent speculation concerning potential "Rock Star" second-season bands."
mtv.com - News - Van Halen Will Not Be The Next 'Rock Star' Band
The story sez: "Van Halen had been the subject of recent speculation concerning potential "Rock Star" second-season bands."
mtv.com - News - Van Halen Will Not Be The Next 'Rock Star' Band
Monday, October 17, 2005
Watch Muppet cranks Statler & Waldorf as they review current movies
holy hand up the ass. this is funny stuff. much better than ebert and the dead guy. seems they're scared to do a "vlog," so you have to STR**M. dirty word. but funny show.
Watch Muppet cranks Statler & Waldorf as they review current movies on Movies.com.
Watch Muppet cranks Statler & Waldorf as they review current movies on Movies.com.
Thursday, October 13, 2005
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Mr. Shark Attack: Show 26 - Clean The Walls
The Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish Show. The Mark of Excellence.
Thanks to our excellent friends:
Digital Detroit Radio
No Soap Radio
Zaldor
Whoever else we forgot
This is Show 26. We discuss The History of Hot Pockets, Psycho Killers and Cell Phones, Illegible Writing, The Pool and Peeing Etiquette, Our Ex Lawn Boy. Includes Joyous Words of Wisdom. Prevents wrinkles. And we didn't say this, but the Ultra Mega cooking show is funny as hell.
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Thanks to our excellent friends:
Digital Detroit Radio
No Soap Radio
Zaldor
Whoever else we forgot
This is Show 26. We discuss The History of Hot Pockets, Psycho Killers and Cell Phones, Illegible Writing, The Pool and Peeing Etiquette, Our Ex Lawn Boy. Includes Joyous Words of Wisdom. Prevents wrinkles. And we didn't say this, but the Ultra Mega cooking show is funny as hell.
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Tuesday, October 11, 2005
Pizza Slice Halloween Costume
you're sure to be the lame ass at the party with this get-up.
Pizza Slice Halloween Costume
Pizza Slice Halloween Costume
Saturday, October 08, 2005
Best and worst vending machine snacks - Forbes.com - MSNBC.com
talk about your mislabeled stories. best? we all know that zagnut is the best. they mean healthiest. oh god. healthy vending machine snacks. give it up. elastic, my friends. elastic. what dumb ass thought of this as an issue story? probably one of those naturally skinny jerks who no one really likes.
Best and worst vending machine snacks - Forbes.com - MSNBC.com
Best and worst vending machine snacks - Forbes.com - MSNBC.com
Thursday, October 06, 2005
Monday, October 03, 2005
AmeriCAN'T Idol
We all know Fantasia can't sing. Turns out she can't read either!
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!
ABC News: Fantasia Barrino Reveals She's Illiterate
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!
ABC News: Fantasia Barrino Reveals She's Illiterate
Mr. Shark Attack: Show 25 - Top Ten Tips
Show XXV. We offer our take on the Top Ten Podcasting Tips, discuss selling MR. SA's dirty underwear for money, and hear from Kid AG and the Hot Wheels Spirit Guide.
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Saturday, October 01, 2005
The New Music Download Battle
i don't get it. it's like the record labels WANT us to steal music. apple makes it easy to legally buy music, so the RIAA wants to put itunes out of business. great. i should start reading more books.
Opinion by PC Magazine: The New Music Download Battle
Opinion by PC Magazine: The New Music Download Battle
Friday, September 30, 2005
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Mr. Shark Attack: Show 24 - Monkey Joke
Ha ha ha. Show 24. Like 24. Rich N Saucy, Sweet N Zesty, Just Plain Shitty? Perhaps. Phoning It In report, Livestock Pen report, The Paralyzer down?, On air gas, The Nine Shift, Shout Outs to No Soap Radio and others, and Frolfing 4 fun.
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Saturday, September 24, 2005
Thursday, September 22, 2005
Mr. Shark Attack: Show 23 - Is Ozzy Dead?
It's Show 23, where we examine the question, Is Ozzy Dead? And Guppie No. 1 talks about smoking. She's 4. Also, words of wisdom from David Lee Roth.
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Saturday, September 17, 2005
Clinton on Sheehan
Bill Clinton was on Larry King Live last night. And he showed he is a decent human being. Bush, take notes.
CNN.com - Transcripts: "KING: Should the president have met with the lady who lost her son?
CLINTON: I think he'd seen her once before. You know, I think I would have but that's a question only he can answer.
KING: But you would have.
CLINTON: Yes, you know, I met with the people that I gave the Medal of Honor to, people who -- some people who were killed on Black Hawk Down and one of the fathers was very angry at me and I knew it. And he said some really rough things to me and...
KING: How do you handle that?
CLINTON: It wasn't easy but I thought I owed it to him. His son gave his life in the service of this country and this father served in Vietnam, was a veteran. I thought that he had the right to say to me whatever he wanted to say. There is no greater pain in life than having a child die before you.
There is nothing worse and I had sent his son into harm's way. And the thing was not managed as it should have been. And he was -- as far as I was concerned, he'd earned the right to say whatever he wanted to me. And if he felt better when it was over, then it was a precious little thing I could do is to take the heat coming in.
So that's the way I feel. But that's a decision that each president has to make, you know, because it's not like he can change the lady's opinion. I just -- I think, you know, when you send people into harm's way and you know there is going to be killing and dying, some people are going to be very unhappy. History will record whether she was right or he was right on the policy but on the human level, she lost her son and that's a tough thing."
CNN.com - Transcripts: "KING: Should the president have met with the lady who lost her son?
CLINTON: I think he'd seen her once before. You know, I think I would have but that's a question only he can answer.
KING: But you would have.
CLINTON: Yes, you know, I met with the people that I gave the Medal of Honor to, people who -- some people who were killed on Black Hawk Down and one of the fathers was very angry at me and I knew it. And he said some really rough things to me and...
KING: How do you handle that?
CLINTON: It wasn't easy but I thought I owed it to him. His son gave his life in the service of this country and this father served in Vietnam, was a veteran. I thought that he had the right to say to me whatever he wanted to say. There is no greater pain in life than having a child die before you.
There is nothing worse and I had sent his son into harm's way. And the thing was not managed as it should have been. And he was -- as far as I was concerned, he'd earned the right to say whatever he wanted to me. And if he felt better when it was over, then it was a precious little thing I could do is to take the heat coming in.
So that's the way I feel. But that's a decision that each president has to make, you know, because it's not like he can change the lady's opinion. I just -- I think, you know, when you send people into harm's way and you know there is going to be killing and dying, some people are going to be very unhappy. History will record whether she was right or he was right on the policy but on the human level, she lost her son and that's a tough thing."
Thursday, September 15, 2005
Reporters sans frontières - China - United States
another reason to use google (i hope).
Information supplied by Yahoo ! helped journalist Shi Tao get 10 years in prison
Reporters sans frontières - China - United States
Information supplied by Yahoo ! helped journalist Shi Tao get 10 years in prison
Reporters sans frontières - China - United States
Friday, September 09, 2005
Thursday, September 08, 2005
Thursday, September 01, 2005
New Orleans in Anarchy With Fights, Rapes
This is probably the most horrible news story I've ever read. What the fuck is going on in New Orleans?!
New Orleans in Anarchy With Fights, Rapes: "'This is not a FEMA operation. I haven't seen a single FEMA guy,' he said. He added: 'We can send massive amounts of aid to tsunami victims, but we can't bail out the city of New Orleans.'"
New Orleans in Anarchy With Fights, Rapes: "'This is not a FEMA operation. I haven't seen a single FEMA guy,' he said. He added: 'We can send massive amounts of aid to tsunami victims, but we can't bail out the city of New Orleans.'"
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Thursday, August 25, 2005
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Pocket Pal
as a great band once sang, "i don't need no women to do me wrong, when i got my pocket pal ..."
Sex Toy of the Week: Juli's Purple Passion Pocket Pal : Fleshbot
Sex Toy of the Week: Juli's Purple Passion Pocket Pal : Fleshbot
Monday, August 22, 2005
Mr. Shark Attack: Show 20
Gosh. Show 20. Milestone. And it's been three weeks since our last real podcast. Sure, there was Show 19 1/2 and the Wayne Newton Montage, but those were not real shows. So, technically, this is Show 22. But not. So what's it about? What are the show notes? Well, Mr. SA rambles about his brother's bachelor party. Lady Starfish rambles about life's piccadillies. And we watch a porno together. Shout out to Matt at DDR. Thanks for playing us! Download this right here, but you should just subscribe. NEXT UP: Show 21 - The Bachelor Party Podcast (Director's Cut).
Friday, August 12, 2005
Thursday, August 11, 2005
Mr. Shark Attack - The Fab Wayne Newton Montage
Great show Wayne. But this is not a real MSA and LSF Show. Think of it as a montage. A snippet of the great show we saw The Fabulous Wayne Newton put on recently. He's old, and the voice is a little rough, but he's still a great entertainer. With a stellar band. If only we had stellar recording equipment, which we don't, as you will see. (The Griffin iTalk let us down. Beware of that little doo-dad. Next time I record with Linux and a real mike!) See ya folks. We will do a real Show 20 sometime soon. Download this one for now.
Thursday, August 04, 2005
Mr. Shark Attack: Show 19 1/2
BAM. A quickie. It's fresh like Florida OJ. On award woes, wine and strip club secrets. Mr. Shark Attack apologizes to all men everywhere. A shoutout to the Yahoo Detroit Podcasters Group.
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Download.
Tuesday, August 02, 2005
Mr. Shark Attack: Show 19
Show 19. Back Inside. Tales of the Potato Plague, long lost subs and karaoke clubs. Includes Mr. Shark Attack Drum Solo. And listener e-mail. Short, but oh so sweet. Happy Aug. 1 Podcast Alley (hint hint).
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DOWNLOAD.
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