Sunday, June 04, 2023

Sweet Sixteen is Episode 16 of 2023

Celebrating a special milestone. Party in the backyard/frontyard.

Listen on Spotify: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/episodes/Sweet-Sixteen-e257n6o

lighters up

Show notes: 

LSF leaves early (but stays on the podcast)

MSA walks like a dinosaur

See you next Tuesday

Two broad topics (like chicks do) - 

    Health notes

    The Sugar

Chiro coverage! 

Wipe report

Togetherness

Do you still miss it?

River meatloaf (War Stories preview?)

... spam caller ...

Old media/new media

Doppelgangers 

Corporate speak sucks

The Devil's Advocate / full frontal

War Stories official debut - same photog

Words of Wisdom 

What to watch? 

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Monday, May 29, 2023

The Machine is Episode 15 of 2023

Well all right! * See if you can pinpoint when MSA goes from buzzed to ShitFaced:  

https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/episodes/The-Machine-e24rvu1

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Bickering

The Machine with Bert review

MSA working without notes!

Guppy No. 2 and The Stingray (not the guy on Cobra Kai)

Nervous Day

Can I help you?

Can I? 

You good? 

Bloody Marys, gardening ...

Butt chuggin'

The debut of War Stories

14, 15, 20 years

Lady Catfish redux

Words of Wisdom on celebrating a long weekend

And then MSA went to sleep.

Saturday, May 27, 2023

Episode 14 of 2023 is Fight for the Black Shark

Listen clicky clicky: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/episodes/Fight-for-the-Black-Shark-e24pj2n

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Show Notes for XIV:

Memorial Day Weekend at home 

Boat Club!!!

Capt. Shark Attack?

Mistaken for gay

Truck driving school

Two, $1 million wife accessory ideas

BC topic with five subtopics (WTF LSF?!?)

MSA re-writes the songs

Bad Luck Memories

Roll around in the dirt!

>>> On Spotify and elsewhere: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack


Tuesday, May 23, 2023

*Classic* Episode 24 from 2005: Monkey Joke

We can assure you, there is no rhyme or reason to our Classic Catalog. As in, it's out of order and scattered far and wide. So here's another one, completely at random. A random discovery. We sound even younger!

https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/episodes/Classic-Episode-24-from-2005-Monkey-Joke-e24iran

Show Notes (in old-fashioned 64kps, when gas was $2.50 a gallon): 

Mr. Heart Attack
21 Flavors
Ribs, Brisket, BBQ Chicken, Cole Slaw, Beans, Corn Bread ... Sampler
Moving LSF's desk 
A real monkey sighting
Listen 'til the end for one of them ol' mashups

... more in the original post, below ...  

(original post screenshot below for historical purposes)

https://mrsharkattack.blogspot.com/2005/09/mr-shark-attack-show-24-monkey-joke.html

Life goes on. 

Monday, May 22, 2023

Lucky Episode 13 of 2023 is City Chicken

Listen Link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/episodes/City-Chicken-e24gr43



Show Notes: 

Hearing

Wedding

We are like Canada (Switzerland)

Chopping wood

Voices in LSF's head

Boozin'

Campin' derf (is that the right word?)

MSF Nightmare

Shout out to the record guys and Hairball John 

First comment from Deon!

California report

Lunch party

Spam sushi

Sea urchin sensei 

LAX sighting

Mini Kiss

City Chicken (explained)

VJayJay 

WOW on Family.


Thursday, May 18, 2023

Episode 12 of 2023 is Beep (with special guests Guppie No. 1 and Sea Urchin)

Featuring a grown-up Guppie No. 1 and her man, Sea Urchin. 

https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/episodes/Beep-with-special-guests-Guppie-No--1-and-Sea-Urchin-e243vl0


Show notes:

Haunted Balloons

Haunted House

Rabbit Pee

LSF Quote

Leinenkugel

Milli Vanilli & Motley Crue

Sea Urchin's band: Germfask < Horse Cock

Financial planning

Legend of Zelda 

Sexy Mofos from the video store: Forest People

Favorite concerts

What we love about Bay City in whatever state

The Inner Sanctum

* Shittin' into a hat * (not to be missed)

Tales from Italy

Kids and their weed

LSF and her weed

Swear word of the day 

WOW.



Tuesday, May 16, 2023

Episode 11 of 2023 is Camping 'Cast

Eleven. The campground is mostly empty. The birds are singing. We are podcasting, drinking and eating Little Debbie Mother's Day Cakes. Crackling fire. 

https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/episodes/Camping-Cast-e243hr5



Show notes: 

Fire-making wisdom from LSF

Tractor drives by (that's called "Nat Sound")

Talking 'about State

No bourbon allowed 

Makin' bacon

The Bear

College

Vaping > Coke

Sucking down suds and smokin' Virginia Slims

Knock first

Windy out here

Dog in the bed

Goin' to California (not the song).


Sunday, May 14, 2023

Episode 10 of 2023 is Big in Indonesia

That's X in Roman Numerals.  Listen here: 

https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/episodes/Big-in-Indonesia-e2421ma

Two digits is better than one:


More on LSF Erotica and Dinosaur Erotica 

It's hot!

Reptile penis? 

The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck

Manson, not Maron

Where. Are. MSA's. Keys?

Communal Showers

Atheist Revisited

Funeral Selfie 

Gym Etiquette = Bathroom Etiquette

Movies to Binge (Tell us Yours in the Comments or on Spotify or something)

Porcupine Asshole Remedy

The Perfect Weekend

Arabic SWOTD

WOW

MSA can't think of a topic but LSF brings it on home.

*** Stay tuned for a special camping special.

Monday, May 08, 2023

Episode 9 of 2023 is Vince

A perfect name for a boy, or a boat. 

MSA and LSF get on their Number Nine with ... 


Some original and traditional gospel

Wild Ass Happy Hour report (thanks for showin' up!)

Church camp memories 

Camping with the guppies

Mother's Day is a fake holiday

Career thoughts

Cluck cluck cluck click click click

Vampire Erotica

Dinosaur Erotica

Hairy pits are confusing

Lume

King Charles 

Evil Dead Rise

Creepy old men v. women

AWOD

WOW

(The walnut garlic pasta was great MMM)

Profile page on Spotify: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack  

Friday, May 05, 2023

Episode 8 of 2023 is The Voice

Happy Friday!
https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/episodes/The-Voice-e23ijgh



Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/146751671689832

Follow along with these somewhat useful show notes:

Al G  and GDS Shout Out

Happy Hour

LSF runs out of gas … again

(Dog demands belly rub)

Dick neighbors

How to tell you’re old

New lady doctor

Parenting teens

On the last episode

Podcast recommendations

About The Voice

Spotify, Beastie Boys, Boulet Bros. and Twin Temple

Pay attention to us!

Arabic Swear Word of the Day (I Dream of Genie)

Words of Wisdom (WOW)

Ladies Room extra.

*** Our Spotify show page: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack

Tuesday, May 02, 2023

Episode 7 of 2023 is Take Four

Because that's how many takes it took. Did the preparation help? You decide: 
https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/episodes/Take-Four-e23cs2h


What happened

New goal: Have more fun

Whether weather

Office banter

Outdoor and Home Expo

MSA Movie Commentary

LSA's favorite movies (in rotation)

Cool As Ice

Holdin’ your own

Watching media separately – Pron night

Weird things that have had an impact on LSF – Goin’ platinum

The Secret

Goodreads

30-minute warning

Cuss word of the day

Words of Wisdom.

Profile page: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack


Saturday, April 29, 2023

Episode 6 of 2023 is a Porn Stash

As in mustache and bunches of photos and other "stuff."

https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/episodes/Porn-Stash-e2380rd

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In this one, we gab about: 

Ron Burgundy, sorta

Panda outfit

More squeakin'

D.C. report

Dope and porn

Piggybacking

MSA makes a friend

Dressin' your man

Hot boxin'

Swifties meet the Hipsters

LSF's youth

Hayseed Dixie

Toot (duck)

Circumsize first-timer

More stories of youth. Youth!

1,200 square feet

Intentionally gray hair 

Cremation requests

Words of wisdom: Love yourself, but not too much?


Profile page: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack


Friday, April 28, 2023

Episode 5 of 2023 is a High Note

When I'm with you oooh oooh oooh ... woooh!

https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/episodes/High-Note-e236jrk

This one includes ...
 

Bret v. Bon
Storytime with MSA
Sock Fetish Segue: Dreams
Droppin’ stuff
Were there Hot Moms back in the day?
Red Cardinal
Where is LSF?
Workin’ Girls
Cookin’
More kitchen stories
Guppy No. 2
Straightening your hair … almost
Spray beard
Words of Wisdom


***Spotify show page: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack

Notice the (Also available at ...) menu on the right hand side. You're welcome

Tuesday, April 25, 2023

Episode 4 of 2023 is a Ring Toss

Like if the "art" in Italy was not soft. Show 4 is here https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/episodes/Ring-Toss-e22rbqq


Ring toss includes:
 
Fish fry report / Whispering Waitress / Celebration times c'mon / Avatar elf
More on refills
Loud old people
Old podcast memories (from this one)
Scaring mom (***Warning spoiler alert about the plot of the movie Speak No Evil, 2022)
Italian "art" / How an uncut unit works (?)
Phone call ... another phone call ...and we're back
Lasik and Progressive Lenses
Skinny arms
The day LSF found out she was old
Fundraisers in the road
The Hollywood Medium
Earth Day / RIP newspapers
Record Store Day
The return of Words of Wisdom

Spotify show page: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack
Notice the (Also available at ...) menu on the right hand side. You're welcome

Friday, April 21, 2023

*Classic* Episode 29 from 2005: Fill the Hole

Digging into the archives, which are kind of a mess. And TalkShoe lost a bunch of our old files. But they're on MSA's hard drive ... somewhere.

https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/episodes/Classic-Episode-29-from-2005-Fill-the-Hole-e22q0aa

On this episode, we had just sold our old house. WOW. And our kids were little. And Power Rangers were a thing. Hear MSA's Rangers review and LSF's lovely voice. The baby was just starting to walk. 

Mr. Shark Hug? 

New Sponsor? HairyBear.com.

(original post screenshot below for historical purposes.Remember Libsyn? 
http://mrsharkattack.blogspot.com/2005/11/msa-29fill-hole.html)


Spotify show page: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack

Episode 3 of 2023 is a Magic Carrot

 

Squeak squeak 

https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/episodes/Magic-Carrot-e22pimm



College kid's medical diagnosis

Crazy Meijer lady and general bums

Hands on billboards

Acromims on Zoom

Five Stars!

Two sides (what does this mean???)

Party stores

More on The Beatles

Husk 

Tooting in your sleep

- Thanks for listening!

https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack

Wednesday, April 19, 2023

Episode 2 of 2023 is an Exciting Salad


Right here: 

https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/episodes/Exciting-Salad-e22k9b7




Show notes: 

Zoe joins the show

MSA makes another trip around the sun

We don’t like The Beatles

Reading Rainbow with LSF: Tom Segura’s major operation

MSA’s major operation: Terrifying your friends

Give us Five Stars (or don’t bother)

Birthday shopping: Hot dog shirt!

Conference room fun: No prostitutes, free breakfast

Weed is legal in Michigan

Wet butt

Protein biohazard: Dressing room surprise

Much more than four topics each: Old man complaints

--- Thanks for joining us <3

Sunday, April 16, 2023

2023 Reboot Boot



Or more like a glass slipper.

Apparently Blogger is still a thing. Or at least it's time we update this site.

Our second reboot, this time in 2023, is available on Spotify and other places.

https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack

Sincerely,

MSA and LSF
...

Monday, September 15, 2014

Episode 10 - The Devil Wears Fresh Balls

4/17/2023: THE STUFF DOWN HERE IS OLD 
* But we're hoping to repost "classic" episodes on the Spotify feed at

https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack



Lady Starfish and Mr. Shark Attack share a few (at least) cocktails for this semi-annual podcast, on Fresh Balls and the Devil Wears Prada and more. Enjoy the clanking.





Wednesday, February 05, 2014

Episode 9 - Arm Twisting Pays off for Oates

The Re-Re-Re Launch



Number 9
Like the stupid Beatles
But better .. like these guys who look the same.
http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/120558


Episode Information
Mr. Shark Attack & Lady Starfish Show

Hosted by: Mrsharkattack
Title: EPISODE09 - Mr. Shark Attack & Lady Starfish Show
Time: 02/04/2014 11:11 PM EST
Episode Notes: Twist of the arm and we've re-re-relaunched. Lady convinces Mister to sit down for 15 fantastic minutes for the first show in 18 months. A Paul-Ringo reunion, and now this! (We don't like The Beatles).