ok. i forgot. here she is.

Mr. Shark Attack - Show 27 - Wee!!!

Back in action. Show 27. Deliverance. Shouts. Halloween. Cider. Gacy. Hobos. Bloodsuckers. Spiders.

Do it.

The New Yorker: The Talk of the Town

They make up words in the dictionary. Fake words. Fake!
Those skaburblers!

The New Yorker: The Talk of the Town: "esquivalience"

Gimme money

My blog is worth $5,080.86.
How much is your blog worth?

cool. email me.

Mr. Shark Attack fuels MTV rumors!!!

ha ha ha. you may recall that mr. shark attack predicted a while back that the next Rock Star would be to a find a new lead singer for VH.
The story sez: "Van Halen had been the subject of recent speculation concerning potential "Rock Star" second-season bands."


mtv.com - News - Van Halen Will Not Be The Next 'Rock Star' Band

Watch Muppet cranks Statler & Waldorf as they review current movies

holy hand up the ass. this is funny stuff. much better than ebert and the dead guy. seems they're scared to do a "vlog," so you have to STR**M. dirty word. but funny show.

Watch Muppet cranks Statler & Waldorf as they review current movies on Movies.com.

AdCritic Interactive

ok. now i'm scared.
this is what it may be like ordering pizza in 2010.
AdCritic Interactive

Mr. Shark Attack: Show 26 - Clean The Walls

The Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish Show. The Mark of Excellence.

Thanks to our excellent friends:
Digital Detroit Radio
No Soap Radio
Zaldor
Whoever else we forgot

This is Show 26. We discuss The History of Hot Pockets, Psycho Killers and Cell Phones, Illegible Writing, The Pool and Peeing Etiquette, Our Ex Lawn Boy. Includes Joyous Words of Wisdom. Prevents wrinkles. And we didn't say this, but the Ultra Mega cooking show is funny as hell.

Do it (Download the latest MSA & LSF Show)

Pizza Slice Halloween Costume

you're sure to be the lame ass at the party with this get-up.
Pizza Slice Halloween Costume

Best and worst vending machine snacks - Forbes.com - MSNBC.com

talk about your mislabeled stories. best? we all know that zagnut is the best. they mean healthiest. oh god. healthy vending machine snacks. give it up. elastic, my friends. elastic. what dumb ass thought of this as an issue story? probably one of those naturally skinny jerks who no one really likes.


Best and worst vending machine snacks - Forbes.com - MSNBC.com

Daddy Like

If you don't watch ROCKETBOOM, here's what you're missing. Thanks Amanda.

AmeriCAN'T Idol

We all know Fantasia can't sing. Turns out she can't read either!

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!

ABC News: Fantasia Barrino Reveals She's Illiterate

Mr. Shark Attack: Show 25 - Top Ten Tips

Show XXV. We offer our take on the Top Ten Podcasting Tips, discuss selling MR. SA's dirty underwear for money, and hear from Kid AG and the Hot Wheels Spirit Guide.

Do it.

don't email signups for websites suck? i started out with fuckyou@aol.com and suckmycock@aol.com, but those were both taken.

The New Music Download Battle

i don't get it. it's like the record labels WANT us to steal music. apple makes it easy to legally buy music, so the RIAA wants to put itunes out of business. great. i should start reading more books.


Opinion by PC Magazine: The New Music Download Battle