That's another way of saying Happy Thanksgiving!
Elsewhere
Show notes:
Food noises
Walkers at the concert
Motley Crue story
Turkey Day plans (early dinner!)
Banquet for the banquet
Spicy stuffing
That's different!
The Menu
Boxcar Willie
Kentucky Facebook
Metallica M72 in Detroit
Bootleg!
Fast food time machine
Road signs
Suits
Soap dish
Law and Order skits
Meat pie
Crab legs.
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LSF mean to poor ol' MSA
Polish trip
LSF mad
Skimpy on the sausage
Separation
Cleanup
Summer over
Fall wet
MSA old
We Olds
Pumpkin farm for adults?
Porn maze!
Salon gossip
Missing Maine
Dick Clark in the city
Zoltar returns
Xtina
Boating review
Sunday chillin'
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Talkin' to the kids next door
Halloween Idiots
Maine
Lobster sex (this part is wrong, sorry)
Dressing for Dinner
Covid shots suck
Doggie
Cheating on MSA
The View
Deerin'
Hell's Half Mile
ATM again
Pickpocket!
Let the air in!
Karaoke with spaceman?
Tweet tweet. No X here. Well, maybe a little.
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Show notes:
Camper sold
Camping memories
Whitecaps
Peed in the bottle
Test bottle
Poof
Pee and the tea
Plants and weeds
Two things
Bathrooms
Laundry-versy
Scripts
Karaoke with Zaldor?
Booze sales
Early shows please
MSU
Tooth pickin'
WOWisdom
Unicycle v. 747
I never asked. For the record. Off limits.
Welcome back ...
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Show notes:
Elvis Whiskey
Drain Flies
Joan Jett 20ish years later
Motorboatin'
Nice shitter
No pubes on LSF?
Pegging explained
BJs explained
Rim Job?
Sunglasses on
Clear bags / Prison wallet
Thong thong thong thong thong
Sloppy Chris
Dicks after dark
Grapefruit
Anal after 50
Prostate lesson
Words of Wisdom on dealing with your kids when they get older :)
Smokin' daze.
Ah, memories. In the outfield.
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Show Notes:
Weeks are slow, weekends are short
Work From Home
Looking forward to The Lotus
The Santa Clause
More on pink lemonade
Ticks
Visiting other states (Martha's Vineyard is in Massachusetts)
Van Halen Tribute
MSA is a Pen Clicker
Belly Flop!
Pillsbury
Fat Diner
We don't walk in Michigan. Get in your car!
New house?
Tasty treats
Sports
Haircuts
Fat as can be
Camping kid
How to please this woman.
Back to the cityburb after a trip to the country
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Show Notes:
Bud Zero Wild Night
Turkey
Wild Woods
Rogering Rich
Barbie review
Hooters
Air review
Silver Spoons (yep)
The Great Wall
Joan Jett is not Pat Benatar
MacGyver Tuesday?
Shit in the hallway
Boat. Camper. Clear. Out.
Sentimental webinar
MSA appreciates LSF. Every. Day.
Turkey on the menu!
Reading Rainbow.
XXIV
Recorded outside, again, with the birds. And the beans.
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Show Notes:
Flowers on my cucumbers
Boaters v. Boaters
Ground beef threats
The salmon pan
Baked beans
Cutting Edge
Barbie for the clicks
The fan
Laurel and Hardy update
Talkin' in my sleep
Season 3 of AHS and Stevie Nicks
George Michael documentary (ies?)
38 Special (Don Barnes and Donnie Van Zant, damnit)
Neighborhood cat
Words of Wisdom (and LSF reading too many of MSA's notes).
23 of '23.
We never listened to that double album, but ...
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Show notes:
Honk honk
She does like The Carrot
Be more upbeat
Senior pics
Cookies in the tin
Stan and Ollie (MSA thinks it was in high school now)
New bathrooms
Watchin' The View with LSF
Standing Desk advice
He he he
Awesome parents
MSA The Morning Person
Dinner bell
And just like that ...
The Bear
Streaming cliffhangers
Boomer rant
Words of Wisdom
LSF advice to MSA
After-show banter bonus.
Thanks for listening ...
Epi 21 of 2023 is The Gooch
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Lady Starfish breaks the rules
Amazon Christmas
Netflix frustrations
How long before we're too old for tech?
We're over the fireworks, but the Big Wheel race was sweet
Hairball John shoutout
Rock concert report
Gen X Afternoon Activities
Movie prediction comes true
Hurricane Guppy No. 1
MSA wakes up late for the first time ever
More finger waggin'
MSA is so imperfect - but please rinse out that bowl
Camel Cash and Marlboro buck memories
Les is More
The perenium
Nose hair trimmer
Eyelash grower
Yellow buoy
Words of Wisdom for summer cocktails. Cock. Tails.
Really. Good advice? Other tips to share?
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Size 24
Collin the pool kid
10 beers ain't enough
Black Mirror Episode 6 not so good
Girls and Corpses Magazine (it's tasteful tho)
Rundown teasin ...
Strap on
Sit down
How to ... make love ... to a larger man
Fupas and Doritos
New JLaw movie is fully, um, nude
Merkin
Useless facts (from Your Mom's House)
AI musings - we're safe
Sex and the City munchy munch
War Stories - Fires II
To Go
Words of Wisdom on Restaurants. ?
Sorry to wimp out on the fuck in the title. fuck. fuck fuck.
Recorded live at the golf course (er, overlooking the golf course).
Harkening back to one of our most popular episodes, hoping for extra clicks.
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Show notes:
We're on the road
Canada geese sighting
Tissues
Toenail trimmin'
Ladies are listenin'
70% of a man?
Dogma
Ladies at the pool
It's good to be on vacation, damnit
Locked out of our VRBO!
Dinner with the brother
Ghost mead
More from the pool
No food
That was a dry, hot one
Couples in the water!
Fresh prince
In the winter
War Stories: Fire (one of many)
Word of Wisdom.
Back at the campground and we did a little number waiting for LSF's sister to arrive. A short podcast, weirdos.
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Notes:
Innovative and Unprepared
Wagon Wheel is horrible -
Natural sound and stuff
Recorded on a metal table
Zack Attack
Monopoly ain't true
10 years of seasoning
Fuckin' Jimmy
The Fridge(s)
No problem!
Twice in one day (bows)
Christmas at Graceland (?!)
Hip News
Damn kids
Chiropractor memories (back not butt)
Extreme fire danger! (fire crackles in background)
Sister arrives.
-end-
Celebrating a special milestone. Party in the backyard/frontyard.
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Show notes:
LSF leaves early (but stays on the podcast)
MSA walks like a dinosaur
See you next Tuesday
Two broad topics (like chicks do) -
Health notes
The Sugar
Chiro coverage!
Wipe report
Togetherness
Do you still miss it?
River meatloaf (War Stories preview?)
... spam caller ...
Old media/new media
Doppelgangers
Corporate speak sucks
The Devil's Advocate / full frontal
War Stories official debut - same photog
Words of Wisdom
What to watch?
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Well all right! * See if you can pinpoint when MSA goes from buzzed to ShitFaced:
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Bickering
The Machine with Bert review
MSA working without notes!
Guppy No. 2 and The Stingray (not the guy on Cobra Kai)
Nervous Day
Can I help you?
Can I?
You good?
Bloody Marys, gardening ...
Butt chuggin'
The debut of War Stories
14, 15, 20 years
Lady Catfish redux
Words of Wisdom on celebrating a long weekend
And then MSA went to sleep.
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Show Notes for XIV:
Memorial Day Weekend at home
Boat Club!!!
Capt. Shark Attack?
Mistaken for gay
Truck driving school
Two, $1 million wife accessory ideas
BC topic with five subtopics (WTF LSF?!?)
MSA re-writes the songs
Bad Luck Memories
Roll around in the dirt!
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We can assure you, there is no rhyme or reason to our Classic Catalog. As in, it's out of order and scattered far and wide. So here's another one, completely at random. A random discovery. We sound even younger!
Show Notes (in old-fashioned 64kps, when gas was $2.50 a gallon):
Mr. Heart Attack
21 Flavors
Ribs, Brisket, BBQ Chicken, Cole Slaw, Beans, Corn Bread ... Sampler
Moving LSF's desk
A real monkey sighting
Listen 'til the end for one of them ol' mashups
... more in the original post, below ...
(original post screenshot below for historical purposes)
https://mrsharkattack.blogspot.com/2005/09/mr-shark-attack-show-24-monkey-joke.html
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Show Notes:
Hearing
Wedding
We are like Canada (Switzerland)
Chopping wood
Voices in LSF's head
Boozin'
Campin' derf (is that the right word?)
MSF Nightmare
Shout out to the record guys and Hairball John
First comment from Deon!
California report
Lunch party
Spam sushi
Sea urchin sensei
LAX sighting
Mini Kiss
City Chicken (explained)
VJayJay
WOW on Family.
Featuring a grown-up Guppie No. 1 and her man, Sea Urchin.
Show notes:
Haunted Balloons
Haunted House
Rabbit Pee
LSF Quote
Leinenkugel
Milli Vanilli & Motley Crue
Sea Urchin's band: Germfask < Horse Cock
Financial planning
Legend of Zelda
Sexy Mofos from the video store: Forest People
Favorite concerts
What we love about Bay City in whatever state
The Inner Sanctum
* Shittin' into a hat * (not to be missed)
Tales from Italy
Kids and their weed
LSF and her weed
Swear word of the day
WOW.
Eleven. The campground is mostly empty. The birds are singing. We are podcasting, drinking and eating Little Debbie Mother's Day Cakes. Crackling fire.
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Show notes:
Fire-making wisdom from LSF
Tractor drives by (that's called "Nat Sound")
Talking 'about State
No bourbon allowed
Makin' bacon
The Bear
College
Vaping > Coke
Sucking down suds and smokin' Virginia Slims
Knock first
Windy out here
Dog in the bed
Goin' to California (not the song).
That's X in Roman Numerals. Listen here:
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Two digits is better than one:
More on LSF Erotica and Dinosaur Erotica
It's hot!
Reptile penis?
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck
Manson, not Maron
Where. Are. MSA's. Keys?
Communal Showers
Atheist Revisited
Funeral Selfie
Gym Etiquette = Bathroom Etiquette
Movies to Binge (Tell us Yours in the Comments or on Spotify or something)
Porcupine Asshole Remedy
The Perfect Weekend
Arabic SWOTD
WOW
MSA can't think of a topic but LSF brings it on home.
*** Stay tuned for a special camping special.
A perfect name for a boy, or a boat.
MSA and LSF get on their Number Nine with ...
Some original and traditional gospel
Wild Ass Happy Hour report (thanks for showin' up!)
Church camp memories
Camping with the guppies
Mother's Day is a fake holiday
Career thoughts
Cluck cluck cluck click click click
Vampire Erotica
Dinosaur Erotica
Hairy pits are confusing
Lume
King Charles
Evil Dead Rise
Creepy old men v. women
AWOD
WOW
(The walnut garlic pasta was great MMM)
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Al G and GDS Shout Out
Happy Hour
LSF runs out of gas … again
(Dog demands belly rub)
Dick neighbors
How to tell you’re old
New lady doctor
Parenting teens
On the last episode
Podcast recommendations
About The Voice
Spotify, Beastie Boys, Boulet Bros. and Twin Temple
Pay attention to us!
Arabic Swear Word of the Day (I Dream of Genie)
Words of Wisdom (WOW)
Ladies Room extra.
New goal: Have more fun
Whether weather
Office banter
Outdoor and Home Expo
MSA Movie Commentary
LSA's favorite movies (in
rotation)
Cool As Ice
Holdin’ your own
Watching media separately – Pron
night
Weird things that have had an
impact on LSF – Goin’ platinum
The Secret
Goodreads
30-minute warning
Cuss word of the day
Words of Wisdom.
In this one, we gab about:
Ron Burgundy, sorta
Panda outfit
More squeakin'
D.C. report
Dope and porn
Piggybacking
MSA makes a friend
Dressin' your man
Hot boxin'
Swifties meet the Hipsters
LSF's youth
Hayseed Dixie
Toot (duck)
Circumsize first-timer
More stories of youth. Youth!
1,200 square feet
Intentionally gray hair
Cremation requests
Words of wisdom: Love yourself, but not too much?
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On this episode, we had just sold our old house. WOW. And our kids were little. And Power Rangers were a thing. Hear MSA's Rangers review and LSF's lovely voice. The baby was just starting to walk.
Mr. Shark Hug?
New Sponsor? HairyBear.com.
(original post screenshot below for historical purposes.Remember Libsyn?
http://mrsharkattack.blogspot.com/2005/11/msa-29fill-hole.html)
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College kid's medical diagnosis
Crazy Meijer lady and general bums
Hands on billboards
Acromims on Zoom
Five Stars!
Two sides (what does this mean???)
Party stores
More on The Beatles
Husk
Tooting in your sleep
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