Friday, December 29, 2006

No mail for Ford

So the way to honor a dead president is to give postal carriers the day off? Roll over Gerry.

Monday, December 25, 2006

mr. dynamite dead

important enough for me to get off my ass and post. rip.

James Brown

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Britney's bald bush

Insert "Oops ... I did it again" reference here.

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Friday, November 10, 2006

Who was the best rock band of the '80s?

This ass clown debates the best rock band of the 80s and it comes down to REM and U2? Fuck you! Motley Crue, hands down.

R.E.M. vs. U2

Friday, November 03, 2006

Hooters to open up near Big Beaver

No shit.

detroit free press

Chicken wings, cheeseburgers and sports on TV.

Beautiful women with pearly white smiles, wearing tank tops and tiny orange shorts.

But wait, something's missing: No beer?

That's one question Hooters doesn't want to have to answer when it eventually opens its new Troy location on Rochester Road near Big Beaver.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

The New Ted is Dead

• Danny Harold Rolling, executed by injection, was pronounced dead at 6:13 p.m.
• He sang a song a prison official described as "almost hymnal"
• He ate a last meal of lobster, shrimp, strawberry cheesecake
• Rolling was sentenced to die for killing five Florida college students in 1990.

He's with Ted now. Hope he brought his sunblock.

givin the dog a bone

how can i put this delicately:
this guy fucked a dead dog

google cache

in the u.k.

daily show, here we come!!!

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

just admit it, freddy, i mean rob halford, i mean ... i love kiss, but there's only one word for the picture here

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Imagine Earth without people

Imagine Earth without people - life - 12 October 2006 - New Scientist: "'The sad truth is, once the humans get out of the picture, the outlook starts to get a lot better,' says John Orrock, a conservation biologist at the National Center for Ecological Analysis and Synthesis in Santa Barbara, California. "

Friday, September 15, 2006

The Black Dahlia SUCKS

Saw it tonight. Awful. Two hours of my life I'll never get back. Everyone coming out of the movie was using words like "awful" and "that sucked." It was and it did. Stay away from this crap.

The Black Dahlia

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

lukas sucks

My Old Kentucky Blog: "Lukas sang one of my all-time favorite skating party tunes, Bon Jovi's Livin' On A Prayer. He changed up the arrangement to be much slower and much, much more boring. Oh my gawwd, shut up. Stop the madness. Change tempo! Rock out! Come on, I can't skate to this!!! Ghey ass couple's skate arrangement. He then tried to pump it up with his grunty song Headspin, a song about his mother who had a hard life growing up. Nobody's perfect he says...especially neither of his performances, not even close. Oh Navarro, no one would put their lighter or cell phone up to that crap. Gilby, 'gets inspired when he watches Lukas perform'. Gilby would get inspired if Lukas took a big poop on stage. Oh wait, he just did. Gilby, you poop lover."

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Eddie VH pens porn songs

look at eddie van halen. thank god he's not starring. Van Halen pens porn songs

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Ronald McHummer - Just Say No to Hummers

ah hell. the toys are cute. but this website is pretty fun. make a fake, but real-looking, mcdonald's sign.

Ronald McHummer - Just Say No to Hummers: "OVER 82,000 SIGNS SERVED

YouTube - 16 Buildings Demolished At Once

hell yeah!!!
YouTube - 16 Buildings Demolished At Once

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Crazy Ass Tom Cruise auctioning off kid's shit

Oh, I thought Tom Cruise was crazy before. I'm sure now.

The Excremental Suri - Aug 29, 2006 - E! Online News: "We may not know what Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' daughter looks like on the outside, but her insides are about to become a little less mysterious.

Turning 'fine art' into what may be the most subjective term in the world, a bronze sculpture entitled Suri's Bronzed Baby Poop, inspired by the TomKitten spawn's first solid meal and the fecal matter that presumably followed, will go on display Wednesday."

It's on eBay too.

Is there a market for MSA's shit? Anyone?

Monday, August 28, 2006

only in detroit

MAKING DETROIT SAFER FOR FAMILIES: Taming park's wild side: "In mid-August, after some residents complained, deputies began patrolling in marked cars, keeping watch over the park from about sunrise to 11 p.m.

And they've seen some bizarre things -- from a man selling marijuana joints in the middle of the street, as though he were a vendor, to a couple smoking dope with their infant in the car.

But the strangest sight, they agree, was the drag race between a car and a horse."

Saturday, August 26, 2006

MSA Show 42 Upset About Pluto

Cheer up Chuckie. We talk about cheese, Slip N' Slides, Whip its and free guns! What more could you ask for? A sex break? Maybe. Enjoy.


Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Pink Taco seeks to put name on Cards Stadium

This is for real.

Pink Taco seeks to put name on Cards Stadium: "The restaurant, named after a slang term for vagina, caused a stir in Scottsdale when Mayor Mary Manross objected to the restaurant's opening in Scottsdale's Waterfront project.

Dalton said the team did not wanted to be associated with the Pink Taco brand but wouldn't say exactly why."

Saturday, August 19, 2006 - Bush pardons moonshining 'Deliverance' actor - Aug 18, 2006

'who have unpleasant encounters with locals during a north Georgia canoe trip'?!?
do you mean 'who are terrorized by a gang of anal-raping inbreds'? - Bush pardons moonshining 'Deliverance' actor - Aug 18, 2006: "Randall Leece Deal of Clayton, Georgia, had a small role in the film about four Atlanta businessmen who have unpleasant encounters with locals during a north Georgia canoe trip."

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Very wrong turn

great story here

Miguelangel Garcia, 21, of Veracruz, Mexico, was visiting some friends in New Jersey before traveling to Kalamazoo to see his father. At a Greyhound depot in New York City, Garcia, who speaks little English, attempted to tell the agent his destination.

The agent couldn’t find a Kalamazoo, but did find a Calumet — about 10 hours and 570 miles away.

That’s where Garcia arrived about 6:30 a.m. Wednesday.

Very wrong turn

Thursday, July 27, 2006

MSA Show 41 Where's the Shelter?

Bring the little chairs. This is an inbetween-camping podcast. Short and sweet. Review of Clerks 2. Wipe the balls and the crack. Enjoy.


Friday, July 21, 2006

Thursday, July 20, 2006

The Big 40: Shooting Eagles

That's right. (Kinda) like we promised. If it weren't for kiddy puke, we would have been here yesterday. In this fine 30-minute episode: The previously mentioned puke, Supernova, Shooting Eagles (obviously), an Average Josephines moment, self-love, camping and Mr. Shark Attack breaks Lady Starfish's hand.


Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Monday, July 17, 2006

Great White Shark Breeching

Great White Shark Breeching

Mr. Shark Attack leaps into the air off the Coast of South Africa. Chomp chomp.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

MSA Show 39 Circus City!!!

Show 39. Two weeks early (if you consider that on the last show, we said we would procrastinate until August!) This one gets us back in the groove. We're talking creationism, Brokeback, marriage, cat puke and camping. Then Mr. Shark Attack gets a boner and the show is cut short. Enjoy.


Tuesday, June 20, 2006

if you're not watching 'Entourage' ...

throw your TV away. put it by the curb. you have acted irresponsibly. Overthinking 'Entourage' - Defamer

Friday, June 02, 2006

Ebert on An Inconvenient Truth


I want to write this review so every reader will begin it and finish it. I am a liberal, but I do not intend this as a review reflecting any kind of politics. It reflects the truth as I understand it, and it represents, I believe, agreement among the world's experts.

Global warming is real.

It is caused by human activity.

Mankind and its governments must begin immediate action to halt and reverse it.

:: :: Reviews :: An Inconvenient Truth (xhtml)

Saturday, May 06, 2006

Friday, May 05, 2006

MSA Show 38 Vole-y Shit

We are busy, not dead. Show 38. Voles. Smashing Cheez-its into the carpet. A fight. Newcastle all gone.
- MSA.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

We do stuff.

I am totally impressed.

We do stuff.: "Welcome to the world's most dynamic e-business marketing, design and consulting agency. We provide distinct clients with groundbreaking business strategies and cutting-edge designs to aggressively and creatively compete in a changing economy.

Our consulting ideas will entice and excite you. Our professional design solutions will give you the confidence to succeed. And our web site will make you think we know what we're doing.

Our name will confuse you, but, you have to admit, the logo design is pretty cool. And we're good at turning regular words into 'e-words,' such as 'e-consulting,' 'e-business' or 'e-sexual harassment.'

Our office is really modern and we've got nice computers and stuff. If you ever saw it, you'd say 'Wow, cool office. These guys are legit.'"

Sunday, April 16, 2006

'Olympigs' offer swine chance to shine - Apr 15, 2006

Police officers compete in Olympics! - 'Olympigs' offer swine chance to shine - Apr 15, 2006: "MOSCOW, Russia (Reuters) -- Hundreds of Russians gathered for the first day of the annual 'pig Olympics' on Saturday, cheering a field of 12 piglets who competed in three events: pig-racing, pig-swimming and pig-ball."

Saturday, April 08, 2006

'Brokeback' screening lands prison officer in hot water - Apr 8, 2006

Yes, these prisoners should not be exposed to such things. They would be emotionally damaged, kind of like being forcibly sodomized by three guys in a shower named Butch, Hans and Tiny ... - 'Brokeback' screening lands prison officer in hot water - Apr 8, 2006: "A Massachusetts correctional officer is being disciplined for showing the gay cowboy movie 'Brokeback Mountain' to inmates at the state's largest prison because his boss determined that the film includes content inappropriate for a prison setting."

Thursday, April 06, 2006

the simpsons movie

opening worldwide july 27, 2007. 2007? what is this, the sopranos? draw faster!!!

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Bloglines is dead

The NEW Newsgator is here ... (free advice)


Be worried, be very worried - Mar 26, 2006

sorry to be such a downer ... - Be worried, be very worried - Mar 26, 2006: "No one can say exactly what it looks like when a planet takes ill, but it probably looks a lot like Earth.

Never mind what you've heard about global warming as a slow-motion emergency that would take decades to play out. Suddenly and unexpectedly, the crisis is upon us.

From heat waves to storms to floods to fires to massive glacial melts, the global climate seems to be crashing around us."

make sure you see
this picture

Friday, March 24, 2006

birthin britney

there is one angle missing from the photographs ...

Untitled Document: "“Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston,” believed Pro-Life’s first monument to the ‘act of giving birth,’ is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears’ pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean’s head."

Mr. Shark Attack Show 37 Road of love part 2

Show 37. We're baaack (again). It takes us another month to record a show, but like a slow-roasted piece of brisket, it's oh so good. Slathered on this one is the second verse to MSA's popular church camp song, shouts to DDR, Mike and Michelle, backwards underwear woes, the movie corner, pajama fashion, Walmart steaks, beer and the grill, wine and razor injuries and shooting the wad, but not necessarily in that order. Donations of $5,000 or more needed.


Wednesday, March 15, 2006


Just one of many titles in a year of porno titles. Other 2005 gems include The Penetration of Emily's Rose.

Audience of Two: "Mada-ass-car"

Monday, March 06, 2006 > Video > Web Favorites > Saturday Night Live: Chronicles of Narnia

oh fuck you nbc! > Video > Web Favorites > Saturday Night Live: Chronicles of Narnia: "Now, instead of searching the web for 'borrowed' NBC highlights, you can go to the source! We've taken your viral favorites and gathered them into one convenient location. Watch."

Monday, February 27, 2006

Mr. Shark Attack Show 36 Tammy NYP

We're baaack! Thanks to all the people who prodded us. Prod Prod.
Lots to talk about. Of course, when you do a show once a month, there is lots to talk about. Shout outs to Lucian, No Soap, Tim, "Etc." Talkin' about Jesus cans, Baby Sling Blade, Star Wars redux (maybe), a shitty movie called Rent, Attack of the Oily man, lots more. And it stays crunchy in milk at 96 kbps. Why did we encode it at 96 kbps? Quality, of course.


Monday, February 20, 2006

Rocketboom Anti-God?

she didn't say under god. she said the pledge but she didn't say under god. did she forget? or is she one of those people?!
feb. 20.
no under god.!!!


Saturday, February 18, 2006


: "First, I have introduced a resolution (H. Res. 635) creating a Select Committee with subpoena authority to investigate the misconduct of the Bush Administration with regard to the Iraq war and report on possible impeachable offenses. In addition, I have introduced Resolutions regarding both President Bush (H. Res. 636) and Vice-President Cheney (H. Res. 637) proposing that they be censured by Congress based on indisputable evidence of unaccounted for misstatements and abuse of power in the public record. There are a number of additional recommendations in the Report that I expect to be taking up in the coming weeks and months."

Friday, February 17, 2006

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

cheney was (hiccup) not drinking

Right. Just a coincidence that he waited until the next morning. Nothing to it.

The handling of the situation also raised questions about whether Cheney had been drinking at the time of the shooting, about 5:50 p.m. Cheney told Fox he had had a beer at lunch, but the hunt did not begin until "sometime after 3 p.m."

"The five of us who were in that party were together all afternoon. Nobody was drinking, nobody was under the influence," he said.

The Kenedy County Sheriff's Department, which interviewed Cheney about the accident Sunday morning, concluded there was "no alcohol or misconduct involved in the incident." A state game warden gave Cheney a warning for hunting without a required stamp on his license, for which the vice president's office later submitted payment.

Armstrong, a longtime friend of the Cheney family, told CNN before the vice president's interview that she never saw Cheney or Whittington "drink at all on the day of the shooting until after the accident occurred, when the vice president fixed himself a cocktail back at the house."

Cheney was not asked Wednesday about the fact that he was not interviewed by police until the morning after the shooting.

Saturday, February 04, 2006

The Who announce global tour plans

i saw the who in 1989 during their 'final' tour. these guys should be sued. i will be party to a class-action lawsuit if anyone wants to bring it.

KINGBLIND: Music, Art & Entertainment: 02/01/2006 - 02/28/2006

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

An email that pissed me off

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Friday, January 27, 2006

Kerry goes after Alito

What? John Kerry is still alive? How can you tell? Thanks, John, for totally blowing it in 2004!!! - GOP sets up showdown over Alito - Jan 27, 2006

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Mr. Shark Attack Show 35 Chinese Democracy

Axl couldn't do it, but we did. Chinese Democracy. Enjoy.

This is Show 35. Fresh off our illustrious appearance on the Goin Deep show. Welcome to our legions of new fans!

Shout outs to Lucian and Tim for their recent e-mails, and Matt on DDR for playing Mr. SA's ramblings. Shout out to, those crazy-ass kids.

On Today's show, we dream of having a better audio hookup. All we have now is a halfway-decent mike and an audio-challenged Dell Dimension 4600. Mr. Shark Attack stresses about the audio, but it probably ain't that bad. (Right?) We talk about Netflix, Newsvine, Flickr, a better idea for, Luther, Burnout music, OCD, how much we hate cleaning the house, camping plans. Shit. This is jam-packed, chatty-rich and free! Enjoy.

Monday, January 23, 2006

Sunday, January 22, 2006

Young Chuck Norris - SNL

SNL is back. Narnia II. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.

YouTube - Young Chuck Norris - SNL

Mr. Shark Attack Show 34/Goin Deep 89

A special, one-hour appearance by Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish on the Goin' Deep podcast. Recorded in wonderful hi-fi. It's about fucking time The Kid put this up. But it's worth the wait. Enjoy the fruity goodness. Does this qualify as us doing a new show? You betcha. BAM.

Friday, January 20, 2006

where have i been? ... newsvine!!!

watch the world change from the comfort of your computer chair ... with mr. shark attack at the wheel, or at least fiddling with the controls ... weeee - Mr. Shark Attack

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

It's On. Mr. Shark Attack now a media critic?

Got invited to the beta test of a new site called Newsvine. Very Interesting. It's news and blogging and writing and tagging combined. Addictive? Better? YES.
Wanna invite? ASK.

Saturday, January 14, 2006

YouTube - Pollito de Winni

is it me or are they saying 'chocolate weinie"?!

YouTube - Pollito de Winni

Mr. Shark Attack Show 33 Baaad

XXXIII. Mixed with music to kill the taste. We gab on Hooter Shooters, Darth Vader, Paint, The Post Office, DLR and try try try to record Google Talk.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Friends with Low Wages

I can't decide who's worse: Walmart or Garth Brooks?

Friends with Low Wages

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Monday, January 02, 2006


get the new coldplay cd! you can't play it in your car. you can't rip it into mp3s. but it makes a GREAT COASTER.

Bad, bad Coldplay ›› journal ›