Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Crazy Ass Tom Cruise auctioning off kid's shit

Oh, I thought Tom Cruise was crazy before. I'm sure now.

The Excremental Suri - Aug 29, 2006 - E! Online News: "We may not know what Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' daughter looks like on the outside, but her insides are about to become a little less mysterious.

Turning 'fine art' into what may be the most subjective term in the world, a bronze sculpture entitled Suri's Bronzed Baby Poop, inspired by the TomKitten spawn's first solid meal and the fecal matter that presumably followed, will go on display Wednesday."

It's on eBay too.

Is there a market for MSA's shit? Anyone?

Monday, August 28, 2006

only in detroit

MAKING DETROIT SAFER FOR FAMILIES: Taming park's wild side: "In mid-August, after some residents complained, deputies began patrolling in marked cars, keeping watch over the park from about sunrise to 11 p.m.

And they've seen some bizarre things -- from a man selling marijuana joints in the middle of the street, as though he were a vendor, to a couple smoking dope with their infant in the car.

But the strangest sight, they agree, was the drag race between a car and a horse."

Saturday, August 26, 2006

MSA Show 42 Upset About Pluto

Cheer up Chuckie. We talk about cheese, Slip N' Slides, Whip its and free guns! What more could you ask for? A sex break? Maybe. Enjoy.


Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Pink Taco seeks to put name on Cards Stadium

This is for real.

Pink Taco seeks to put name on Cards Stadium: "The restaurant, named after a slang term for vagina, caused a stir in Scottsdale when Mayor Mary Manross objected to the restaurant's opening in Scottsdale's Waterfront project.

Dalton said the team did not wanted to be associated with the Pink Taco brand but wouldn't say exactly why."

Saturday, August 19, 2006 - Bush pardons moonshining 'Deliverance' actor - Aug 18, 2006

'who have unpleasant encounters with locals during a north Georgia canoe trip'?!?
do you mean 'who are terrorized by a gang of anal-raping inbreds'? - Bush pardons moonshining 'Deliverance' actor - Aug 18, 2006: "Randall Leece Deal of Clayton, Georgia, had a small role in the film about four Atlanta businessmen who have unpleasant encounters with locals during a north Georgia canoe trip."

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Very wrong turn

great story here

Miguelangel Garcia, 21, of Veracruz, Mexico, was visiting some friends in New Jersey before traveling to Kalamazoo to see his father. At a Greyhound depot in New York City, Garcia, who speaks little English, attempted to tell the agent his destination.

The agent couldn’t find a Kalamazoo, but did find a Calumet — about 10 hours and 570 miles away.

That’s where Garcia arrived about 6:30 a.m. Wednesday.

Very wrong turn