Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Mr. Shark Attack Show 32 Super Mega 64

After some technical difficulties, we present (hopefully) Show 32 _ Super Mega.
As the year comes to a close, we would like to thank everyone who has supported our show through the past year, through listening and cross-pimping promotions, like Matt from DDR, the No Soap Radio duo, Goin' Deep, Dime Bag Radio, and everyone else (Sorry, I'm getting a little misty). For 2006, we resolve to do a better show than this one. HA HA.

This show includes LSF's Movie Picks for the young-ins from Pennsylvania. And a blow by blow of the Narnia Rap and Lettuce.
SA OUT.
Download here. But you really should subscribe.

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

The Top 10 Podcast Episodes of 2005

fuck this crap. We don't make the Top Ten? Have you not heard the Evil Pony episode? And countless others (actually 32 others, but we can't count very high).

The Top 10 Podcast Episodes of 2005

Friday, December 23, 2005

Osama's Niece Poses in Racy Photo Shoot

Hmm. The best way to be accepted in the US of A is to pose nude in a bathtub? Maybe ... if you weren't so nas-tay.

Osama's Niece Poses in Racy Photo Shoot - Yahoo! News: "'I want to be accepted here, but I feel that everybody's judging me and rejecting me,' said the California-born Dufour, a law graduate who lives in New York."

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Chris Rock is an asshole

Fuck you Chris Rock. I ALMOST watched that show the other night with my two little kids. You think it's funny to ruin Santa for little kids?! Email these fucks.

ABC News: Chris Rock's Show Sucks

Friday, December 16, 2005

Christmas comes early

Hey Bush, here's some coal in your stocking, creep.

CNN.com - Patriot Act renewal fails in Senate - Dec 16, 2005: "The Senate on Friday rejected efforts to renew expiring provisions of the Patriot Act, dealing a major blow to President Bush and the Republican leadership."

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Girl Boys want own bathrooms

OK. Just one question: What will the sign on the door say? Submit your ideas!

AP Headlines

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

'Podcast' Is the Word of the Year: Financial News - Yahoo! Finance

Cool. And they almost got the def right. It's all about the distribution model. The syndication. Just posting an mp3 on the 'Net ain't a podcast. No RSS, no Podcast. Oh well. Maybe RSS will be in the 2007 Oxford.


'Podcast' Is the Word of the Year: Financial News - Yahoo! Finance: "Podcast, defined as 'a digital recording of a radio broadcast or similar program, made available on the Internet for downloading to a personal audio player,' will be added to the next online update of the New Oxford American Dictionary, due in early 2006."

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

MSA_31_Bonanza

A little something extra for our legions of fans. It's Christmastime, so we Give and Give and Give!

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Monday, December 05, 2005

Just when you thought we were dead, Show 30

MSA and LSF become reanimated and do a podcast!

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Lucian, featured in this show, is at http://acornsandmerlot.libsyn.com/
Good discussion of Delicious Treats (and major pimpage of our show) on his latest podcast.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

MSA #29_Fill the Hole

Sounds dirty, huh? We talk about the Big News/our PA, a Halloween '06 Elvis/Batman preview, the Power Rangers' justice system, play promos from No Soap Radio and Goin' Deep, and include oh so much more, like a Mob-influenced Words of Wisdom.
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Scooter.

Friday, November 04, 2005

Porncaster.net - We bring the porn to you!

Need for Video iPod confirmed.

Porncaster.net - We bring the porn to you!

President's Remarks to the Travel Pool at Summit of the Americas in Argentina

Succinct.

President's Remarks to the Travel Pool at Summit of the Americas in Argentina: "Q Hi, Mr. President. Thank you. Did Karl Rove tell you the truth about his role in the CIA leak case? And do you owe the American people an apology for your administration's assertations that Karl Rove and Scooter Libby weren't involved?

THE PRESIDENT: We're going through a very serious investigation. And I will -- have told you before that I'm not going to discuss the investigation until it's completed. And we have got a -- my obligation is to set an agenda, and I've done that. And the agenda is fighting and winning the war on terror, and keeping the economic vitality and growth alive, dealing with the energy problem, nominating people to the Supreme Court that adhere to the philosophy that I can depend on -- Judge Alito being such a person. I noticed today that they've got a date. I'm disappointed in the date, but happy they do have a firm date for his confirmation hearing. We've got to recover from the hurricanes. So I've got a lot to do, and will continue to focus on the people's business."

Thursday, November 03, 2005

'Can I quit now?' FEMA chief wrote as Katrina raged

anotherbushrelatedfuckup@impeach.net

CNN.com - 'Can I quit now?' FEMA chief wrote as Katrina raged - Nov 3, 2005

MSA_28__Gay_is_OK

That's right. Show 28. Food. Candy. Skunks. Mr. SA at the gay bar. The No Soap lovefest continues. And a Dime Bag shout out. Whoosh! It's like a 48 mph wind gust.

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Friday, October 28, 2005


ok. i forgot. here she is.

Mr. Shark Attack - Show 27 - Wee!!!

Back in action. Show 27. Deliverance. Shouts. Halloween. Cider. Gacy. Hobos. Bloodsuckers. Spiders.

Do it.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

The New Yorker: The Talk of the Town

They make up words in the dictionary. Fake words. Fake!
Those skaburblers!

The New Yorker: The Talk of the Town: "esquivalience"

Monday, October 24, 2005

Thursday, October 20, 2005

cool. email me.

GSig

Mr. Shark Attack fuels MTV rumors!!!

ha ha ha. you may recall that mr. shark attack predicted a while back that the next Rock Star would be to a find a new lead singer for VH.
The story sez: "Van Halen had been the subject of recent speculation concerning potential "Rock Star" second-season bands."


mtv.com - News - Van Halen Will Not Be The Next 'Rock Star' Band

Monday, October 17, 2005

Watch Muppet cranks Statler & Waldorf as they review current movies

holy hand up the ass. this is funny stuff. much better than ebert and the dead guy. seems they're scared to do a "vlog," so you have to STR**M. dirty word. but funny show.

Watch Muppet cranks Statler & Waldorf as they review current movies on Movies.com.

Thursday, October 13, 2005

AdCritic Interactive

ok. now i'm scared.
this is what it may be like ordering pizza in 2010.
AdCritic Interactive

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Mr. Shark Attack: Show 26 - Clean The Walls

The Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish Show. The Mark of Excellence.

Thanks to our excellent friends:
Digital Detroit Radio
No Soap Radio
Zaldor
Whoever else we forgot

This is Show 26. We discuss The History of Hot Pockets, Psycho Killers and Cell Phones, Illegible Writing, The Pool and Peeing Etiquette, Our Ex Lawn Boy. Includes Joyous Words of Wisdom. Prevents wrinkles. And we didn't say this, but the Ultra Mega cooking show is funny as hell.

Do it (Download the latest MSA & LSF Show)


Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Pizza Slice Halloween Costume

you're sure to be the lame ass at the party with this get-up.
Pizza Slice Halloween Costume

Saturday, October 08, 2005

Best and worst vending machine snacks - Forbes.com - MSNBC.com

talk about your mislabeled stories. best? we all know that zagnut is the best. they mean healthiest. oh god. healthy vending machine snacks. give it up. elastic, my friends. elastic. what dumb ass thought of this as an issue story? probably one of those naturally skinny jerks who no one really likes.


Best and worst vending machine snacks - Forbes.com - MSNBC.com

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Daddy Like

If you don't watch ROCKETBOOM, here's what you're missing. Thanks Amanda.


Monday, October 03, 2005

AmeriCAN'T Idol

We all know Fantasia can't sing. Turns out she can't read either!

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!

ABC News: Fantasia Barrino Reveals She's Illiterate

Mr. Shark Attack: Show 25 - Top Ten Tips

Show XXV. We offer our take on the Top Ten Podcasting Tips, discuss selling MR. SA's dirty underwear for money, and hear from Kid AG and the Hot Wheels Spirit Guide.

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Saturday, October 01, 2005


don't email signups for websites suck? i started out with fuckyou@aol.com and suckmycock@aol.com, but those were both taken.

The New Music Download Battle

i don't get it. it's like the record labels WANT us to steal music. apple makes it easy to legally buy music, so the RIAA wants to put itunes out of business. great. i should start reading more books.


Opinion by PC Magazine: The New Music Download Battle

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Mr. Shark Attack: Show 24 - Monkey Joke

Ha ha ha. Show 24. Like 24. Rich N Saucy, Sweet N Zesty, Just Plain Shitty? Perhaps. Phoning It In report, Livestock Pen report, The Paralyzer down?, On air gas, The Nine Shift, Shout Outs to No Soap Radio and others, and Frolfing 4 fun.
Do it.

Thursday, September 22, 2005

Mr. Shark Attack: Show 23 - Is Ozzy Dead?

It's Show 23, where we examine the question, Is Ozzy Dead? And Guppie No. 1 talks about smoking. She's 4. Also, words of wisdom from David Lee Roth.
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Saturday, September 17, 2005

Clinton on Sheehan

Bill Clinton was on Larry King Live last night. And he showed he is a decent human being. Bush, take notes.

CNN.com - Transcripts: "KING: Should the president have met with the lady who lost her son?

CLINTON: I think he'd seen her once before. You know, I think I would have but that's a question only he can answer.

KING: But you would have.

CLINTON: Yes, you know, I met with the people that I gave the Medal of Honor to, people who -- some people who were killed on Black Hawk Down and one of the fathers was very angry at me and I knew it. And he said some really rough things to me and...

KING: How do you handle that?

CLINTON: It wasn't easy but I thought I owed it to him. His son gave his life in the service of this country and this father served in Vietnam, was a veteran. I thought that he had the right to say to me whatever he wanted to say. There is no greater pain in life than having a child die before you.

There is nothing worse and I had sent his son into harm's way. And the thing was not managed as it should have been. And he was -- as far as I was concerned, he'd earned the right to say whatever he wanted to me. And if he felt better when it was over, then it was a precious little thing I could do is to take the heat coming in.

So that's the way I feel. But that's a decision that each president has to make, you know, because it's not like he can change the lady's opinion. I just -- I think, you know, when you send people into harm's way and you know there is going to be killing and dying, some people are going to be very unhappy. History will record whether she was right or he was right on the policy but on the human level, she lost her son and that's a tough thing."

Thursday, September 15, 2005


This just in ...

Reporters sans frontières - China - United States

another reason to use google (i hope).

Information supplied by Yahoo ! helped journalist Shi Tao get 10 years in prison

Reporters sans frontières - China - United States

Thursday, September 08, 2005

the fans are growing restless

so, we did it. show 22. coming soon.

Thursday, September 01, 2005

New Orleans in Anarchy With Fights, Rapes

This is probably the most horrible news story I've ever read. What the fuck is going on in New Orleans?!

New Orleans in Anarchy With Fights, Rapes: "'This is not a FEMA operation. I haven't seen a single FEMA guy,' he said. He added: 'We can send massive amounts of aid to tsunami victims, but we can't bail out the city of New Orleans.'"

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Pocket Pal

as a great band once sang, "i don't need no women to do me wrong, when i got my pocket pal ..."

Sex Toy of the Week: Juli's Purple Passion Pocket Pal : Fleshbot

Monday, August 22, 2005

Mr. Shark Attack: Show 21 Bachelor P-cast

Show 21. Podcasting from the edge of marriage, on the streets of 8 Mile, in the Big D.
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Mr. Shark Attack: Show 20

Gosh. Show 20. Milestone. And it's been three weeks since our last real podcast. Sure, there was Show 19 1/2 and the Wayne Newton Montage, but those were not real shows. So, technically, this is Show 22. But not. So what's it about? What are the show notes? Well, Mr. SA rambles about his brother's bachelor party. Lady Starfish rambles about life's piccadillies. And we watch a porno together. Shout out to Matt at DDR. Thanks for playing us! Download this right here, but you should just subscribe. NEXT UP: Show 21 - The Bachelor Party Podcast (Director's Cut).

Friday, August 12, 2005

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Mr. Shark Attack - The Fab Wayne Newton Montage

Great show Wayne. But this is not a real MSA and LSF Show. Think of it as a montage. A snippet of the great show we saw The Fabulous Wayne Newton put on recently. He's old, and the voice is a little rough, but he's still a great entertainer. With a stellar band. If only we had stellar recording equipment, which we don't, as you will see. (The Griffin iTalk let us down. Beware of that little doo-dad. Next time I record with Linux and a real mike!) See ya folks. We will do a real Show 20 sometime soon. Download this one for now.

Thursday, August 04, 2005

Mr. Shark Attack: Show 19 1/2

BAM. A quickie. It's fresh like Florida OJ. On award woes, wine and strip club secrets. Mr. Shark Attack apologizes to all men everywhere. A shoutout to the Yahoo Detroit Podcasters Group.

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Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Mr. Shark Attack: Show 19

Show 19. Back Inside. Tales of the Potato Plague, long lost subs and karaoke clubs. Includes Mr. Shark Attack Drum Solo. And listener e-mail. Short, but oh so sweet. Happy Aug. 1 Podcast Alley (hint hint).
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Thursday, July 28, 2005

Addicted to MSA

NYT did a big ol' story about podcasting. They basically said Dan Klass of The Bitterest Pill was a drug addict. They didn't get the joke. Attention: You need do more than read the descriptions on iTunes and listen to one show before you write a story.

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/22/arts/22heff.html

"The Bitterest Pill" is the podcast of Dan Klass, an intelligent, low-key (depressive?) actor and self-identified addict in Los Angeles; he opines about addiction and complains about his laptop and his health, as his baby cries in the background. Why is this endearing? It just is, like many forthright accounts of boomer loserdom. Mr. Klass also worries about podcasting going mainstream. "Do you really need to hear Dick and wacky Dale from KRAP in St. Louis?" he asked on a recent broadcast ...

Correction: July 23, 2005, Saturday:

A Critic's Notebook article in Weekend yesterday about podcasts referred incorrectly to Dan Klass, creator of "The Bitterest Pill." While he has indeed called himself an addict, he said that the description was intended as a humorous reference likening himself to fans of his podcast who call themselves addicts, and that he is not really an addict.



Another correction. The Rising Force wasn't mentioned! If you check out Dan's page, he did a whole show on it. With recordings of the phone calls he made to NYT. Aw yeah.

Mr. Shark Attack: Show 18 outdoors

Show 18. An outdoor podcast. Via the Griffin italk. We talk about leather gloves, summertime, bad dreams and mysterious things.
Download if you dare.

Monday, July 25, 2005

Meet the Golden Girls!

"And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads."
Revelations, 12-3.

Meet the Golden Girls!

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Mr. Shark Attack: Show 17

It's Show 17. 17, not 16 like we say during the show. Sorry. 17 Brick Killers twirling on a branch, making fun of rap stars on my uncle's ranch. The dick's in the mail.

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Wednesday, July 20, 2005

show 17

show 17 is coming soon. we called it sweet sixteen when we recorded it, but it's actually 17. includes a story about a very shocking e-mail we recently received. you know who you are. coming soon.

Saturday, July 16, 2005

Mr. Shark Attack: Special Guest Lady Catfish



Show 16. With special guest, Lady Catfish. We discuss --- while eating chips and salsa (so professional) --- Lady Scaping (get your tissue ready), Smoke-a-teers and beer in the morning. Also includes a dispatch from Midland, Germany, and secret information from a QVC Insider, aka Stumpy. Cheez Nips, Thunderettes, Hot Tamales and so much more. We tried to keep the banging to a minimum, but it's hard when you've been so thirsty all day.

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Friday, July 15, 2005

show 16

is coming soon. with special guest, Lady Catfish. stay subscribed ...

you must be kidding

this is a great q & a web site for dumb parents:

My child has diarrhea and wants to go swimming. What should I do?

The same thing you do when he's 6 and wants to drive your car on the freeway, or play with the garbage disposal. SAY NO.

http://www.cdc.gov/healthyswimming/faq/swimmers3.htm#17

Tuesday, July 12, 2005


i have no idea what's up with this. all of a sudden, we look like shit. damn you dawn and drew!

Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish: Apple Daze

Show 15, brought to you by The Little Penquin, Meijer Thrifty Acres and Miller Lite. We receive no money for these endorsements! This a free-flowin' show. We read from the back of a cereal box, talk about our recent resort vacation and our distrust of skinny people. (You know who you are!) Includes a warning about so-called Three Buck Chuck, rumors of orgies and ways to tell if your marriage is in trouble. We also call on fans to email lstarfish@gmail.com. Mr. Shark Attack is at mrsharkattack@gmail.com, of course. By the end of this, you will know of secret to not being an asshole. Listen for the sounds of the Mighty Loch Ness!
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Monday, July 11, 2005


show 15 is coming. fueled by this stuff.

Saturday, July 02, 2005

Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish: The Fupa Rest

Show 14. We muse on Dickorations, skanks, father's day, and invent The Fupa Rest along the way. Download. Email mrsharkattack@gmail.com or lstarfish@gmail.com. Subscribe.


Friday, July 01, 2005

Now I've seen it all

Capes for cocks. Just print out, cut out, and rock out with your cock out! Enjoy ...

DUREX DICKORATIONS

Email E-nnouncement

Announcing, two, separate e-mails for both hosts of The Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish Show. One, an old fave. Another, completely new.

For Him, mrsharkattack@gmail.com
For Her, lstarfish@gmail.com

Send your praises!
By the way, thinking of doing a show tonight ...

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Corpcasting

so ... podcasting has gone inc. itunes 4.9 is out. curry has sold out. ? is podcasting ruined? will the corporations squash the little guys. do i feel like a whore for already moving over all my subscriptions from doppler. ? discuss ...


Apple - iTunes - Podcasting

Sunday, June 26, 2005

boo hoo movie industry

cry baby cry. the movie industry is having a bad year. hmm. movies are too frickin' expensive. i took my kid to a matinee today, and spent $13 to get us in, then another $7 for a pop and some candy. too much. attention rich ass movie execs: if it was less, we would go more. you already show us three commercials now before every movie, you don't need to rob us on the way in.

News from The Associated Press

Monday, June 20, 2005

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish: Evil Pony

Lucky Show 13. Tales of McSlide and the Evil Pony. Catholic Chat, wine recommendations and other goodies. This one's covered in cheese.

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Monday, June 13, 2005

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Bloody Chainsaw? Not to worry


who in the world would have suspected this guy of murder? not border officials, who let them into the u.s. with a bloody chainsaw!!! i feel safer already.

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish: LL Cool J

Show 12. Don't call it a comeback!
MSA and LSF return after a long hiatus, and the missis asks the burning question: Are you masturbating?

Cowboy edit, while the kids watched 'Robin Hood.' Aw yeah.

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Monday, June 06, 2005

The comeback

Show 12. Twelve. XII. In the hopper. Aw yeah. We back.
- MSA and LSF.

Saturday, June 04, 2005

Friday, June 03, 2005

do they have chicken sized boxing gloves?

tip of the hat to al g and the folks at wifflehouse/goin' deep/the complex.

Ananova - Clothing for chickens

Sunday, May 29, 2005

Spoilt Victorian Child

if you gotta do dishes, you might as well enjoy it.

Spoilt Victorian Child

Saturday, May 28, 2005

Peak Oil!

this is almost as bad as moving from one house to another. we should know. living la vida boxa ...


News from The Associated Press

Friday, May 27, 2005

AW YEAH!

We in. Internet up. Get down.
AW YEAH!

Thursday, May 26, 2005

OK. See ya later!

After this post, I am going to dismantle my computer and take it over to my new crib. The big move is nearing an end. See you again when the cable guy comes, sometime soon.

- Mr. Shark Attack.

Moving is so fucking fun!

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Man Leaps From Car to Retrieve Cigarette

Yeah, but he did get the smoke or not?!

News from The Associated Press: "Man Leaps From Car to Retrieve Cigarette

FOREMAN, Ark. (AP) -- A leap of faith proved hazardous for a smoker in need of a cigarette fix after a night on the town.

Jeff Foran suffered trauma to his nose, eyes and chin after jumping from a car traveling 55-60 mph. Authorities said he was trying to retrieve a cigarette blown out of the passenger-side window."

Monday, May 23, 2005

Now this shit should make Boing Boing


"get your ass off that bar stool and drive home." ah, i can meet you half way.

Saturday, May 21, 2005

MMM MMM Monkey

MMM Mr. Shark Attack and Lady SF are still kickin'. Packin'. Boxin'. Movin'. Eatin' Endangered Species. Not much Podcastin'. Keep waitin'. It's comin'.

The Onion | New, Delicious Species Discovered

Sunday, May 08, 2005

Busy with Sara Lee and other things

Sorry folks. Long time no podcast, we know. We've been busy, getting ready for our big move, and researching misunderstood food slogans.
Q: What is the slogan for Sara Lee Bakery?
You will be shocked.

Sara Lee - Frequently Asked Questions

Sunday, April 24, 2005

Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish: Double Shot

Super-sized Show 11. It's an eight-beer event. Get ready for man cuddling, Mr. Oswal-t, special WOW, Walmart Pretty and the Big Gay Summer. With special shout-outs to Digital Detroit Radio, our Australian friends and killer Saab drivers everywhere.

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Saturday, April 23, 2005

get ready

for XI (Show 11 for the Non-Romans).

The terrorists have won

This just popped up on Boing Boing. But I saw it long before that!

TheDenverChannel.com - Slideshow

Monday, April 18, 2005

Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish: 10th Anniversary

Here it is. MSA X. Cheap beer, shaving the boys, momentous living, nuts in the window, mates, new house update, and so much more. Featuring the secret Hobo Lunch Recipe, and a little on-air lovin'. Take that Yawn and Po!

Download, etc.

Sunday, April 17, 2005

Somebody Get Udo

Get your balls to the wall. Show 10 is in the bag. Look 4 it soon, mates.

KISS Teams Up With COCA COLA For Ad Whoring

You put the LAME in the Coke, you nut. Kiss should hang it up.

BLABBERMOUTH.NET - KISS Teams Up With COCA COLA For Advertising Campaign

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Breakin' the Law

Dubya has been caught stealing. Is an RIAA suit to follow?

On a completely unrelated note, the 'You Put the Lime in the Coke, You Nut' commercial is criminally stupid.

White House Letter: 'Boomer rock' keeps Bush's heart in tune: "The president also has an eclectic mix of songs downloaded into his iPod from Mark McKinnon, a biking buddy and his chief media strategist in the 2004 campaign."

Monday, April 11, 2005

Apprentice Arrested : Defamer

Chris, nostrils flaring, has changed. Really ...
The mainstream media, meanwhile, got its ass kicked on this one. Nice handout mug.

Apprentice Arrested : Defamer

Sunday, April 03, 2005

Show 9 - Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish

Numba Nine. Numba Nine.
"The funniest show ever," says Lady Starfish.
It's man caves, jacked-up houses, poop in the pool and the dancin' machine on Show No. 9 of the "Lady Shark Attack and Mr. Starfish Show"? Or is that Fish Girl? Check it out.
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Laugh yo' ass off.
It's a new month, vote 4 us at Podcast Alley.

Thursday, March 31, 2005

Cast your votes

Call 1 866 IDOLS OHSHIT

Scott Savol has a rap sheet (and mug shot)

Anwar is, of course, very gay.

No nude photos of Carrie yet.

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

In Da Asian Carp Club

Let this be a warning ...
Before you know it, one will hit you in the head ...

Monday, March 28, 2005

Raging Violence

When Metal ruled the world. Not the VH1 bullshit. Start with Bombs of Death. Keep going.


HIRAXMETAL: Free Heavy Metal Mp3's HIRAX - Speed Metal - Thrash Metal -

Saturday, March 26, 2005

Show 8 - Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish

We're back (hack hack hack). The dynamic duo returns, with rants on soup, manscaping and big lobsters. Goes good with melted butter.


Friday, March 25, 2005

Google Axes Hate News

Who decides what's hate? What about Bush speak? What if there's a story about a racist on trial for murder. Probably can't print the testimony if it involves hate. Right? This is bad. Free speech, Google. (I know the First Amendment doesn't apply to private companies, but it's the principle).
Cue picture of face with X over mouth.
Oh my God. Look at all this hateful news!!!

Google Axes Hate News

Friday, March 18, 2005

YUM

don't worry folks. we're still here, even though it's been a while since we did a podcast. mr. shark attack and lady starfish will be back soon. we ate some bad chicken ...

CTV.ca | KFC pulls two items from its Chinese menu

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish Show reviewed by TNP

"These guys could eat Dawn and Drew's ass any day."
"It's like Dawn and Drew, but entertaining."
- Deniz Rudin, star of the Tragically Nameless Podcast and the mastermind behind Acousticore, Lucky Show 13.

Thanks dude!

Show 7 - Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish

Numero Seven. With a Be Cool review, The Magic Towel, chib and his friend chork. Includes Tales from the Darkside. Brought to you by Nut Doppler 5000.
Download here.
Subscribe over there on the bottom right.
This show relieves sinus pressure.

Monday, March 07, 2005

tragically nameless podcast rox

sorry, i missed it. the tragically nameless (fuck you ipod shuffle users) podcast DID give us some pimpage. on the Rants with Bryan Gahagan show. i apologize. thanks Deniz. but we are not another dawn and drew show. dawn and drew is the shit we wipe off our shoes.

lucky 7

show numba seven is in the bag. look 4 it soon. we're thinking of changing the name to an unpronouncable symbol. nah, probably not.

SSI Shredding Demonstrations

you've seen the chicken mower. now watch the shredder in action. try the 'fridge.

SSI Shredding Demonstrations

Sunday, March 06, 2005

Bright Coop, Inc.

time to mow the chickens! watch the vid. mmm. nuggets. link via boing2

Bright Coop, Inc.

Saturday, March 05, 2005

Sly Magazine - March 2005 - Premier Issue

Just got off the phone with my friend, Sammy the San Francisco Sea Lion. He told me about Sly: The Magazine. In Sammy's words, "You know the world's coming to an end when Sly Stallone has a magazine." Yes, I believe it is a sign of the apocalypse.

Note this entry ...
"Rocky IV: A sneak peek into the next chapter in the Italian Stallion's saga."
That would be ah, VI, there Sly. VI.

Sly Magazine - March 2005 - Premier Issue

Thursday, March 03, 2005

Show 6 - Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish

It's Show No. 6, featuring: A Spring break report, with Marky Mark, The Nut Doppler, Asshole Fish, Overspray, an NYPD Blue Reunion Special and lessons from the Waterloo BBQ. It will leave you breathless.

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Subscribe
Vote for god sakes
or at least send an email.

- Mr. Shark Attack
- Lady Starfish.

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

we rock too

lady starfish is back from her action-packed spring break. podcast 6 in the can. look 4 it soon. subscribe and relax.

The Bitterest Pill rocks

Hey folks. Dan Klass played our promo today on The Bitterest Pill. Quite an honor. Thanks! The Bitterest Pill is one of our favorite shows. Dan, you're the tops. We just voted for you (again) on Podcast Alley.

U deserve to be No. 2, at least.

Send us a promo and we'll play it on our show. Shit, we have like FIFTY listeners!!! Listen to our promo and the rest of Dan's latest fine show right here.

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Thanks to the Blogger guys

They have been very helpful, and I have been bothering them like crazy. Hopefully, all is well now. Blogger guys, thanks. The blog is running good. The old posts are gone, but that's OK. I am at peace.
- Mr. Shark Attack.

Sunday, February 27, 2005

Saturday, February 26, 2005

Show 5 - Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish

Fashion, The Oscars, fish fights, The Dukes and Fro-bidden Fruit on Show No. 5.
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Friday, February 25, 2005

five alive

show 5 was recorded 2-nite. the spring break edition. look 4 it on saturday.

The Effects Of Cannabis On A Web-Based Lifestyle

after seeing this, i'm switching from coffee to acid.

The Effects Of Cannabis On A Web-Based Lifestyle

Thursday, February 24, 2005

CNN.com - Recovered digital photos show tsunami wave - Feb 24, 2005

ok. i ranted about this story, because it talks about spectacular photos, then shows a couple posing by a tree. boy, i thought i had a good gripe. then one of my friends, a scientist, pointed out that the photos are there. just follow the "related" link at the bottom right. thanks for the help. they are cool photos. but boy do i feel stupid.

CNN.com - Recovered digital photos show tsunami wave - Feb 24, 2005

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Blogger can be bad

Looks like our blog disappeared. Starting fresh.
Podcast 4 remains.
Keep on rockin'.
- Mr. Shark Attack.