Friday, December 28, 2007

Interesting research

Interesting research about sticking stuff up your ass.


Rectal salami.
Shah J; Majed A; Rosin D
Academic Surgical Unit, Imperial College School of Medicine, St Mary's Hospital, Praed Street, London W2 1NY, UK
International Journal of Clinical Practice (INT J CLIN PRACT), 2002 Sep; 56(7): 558-9 (8 ref)
Publication Type:
journal article - case study
Major Subjects:
Foreign Bodies
Minor Subjects:
Laparotomy; Middle Age; Male
We present the case of a 63-year-old man who had inserted a salami into his anal canal for sexual stimulation--the commonest reason for inserting foreign bodies--and who subsequently required a laparotomy for its removal. This common surgical problem requires a thorough medical history, an examination and the use of radiographs for management. Current techniques for removal of such objects are discussed.
Journal Subset:
Biomedical; Peer Reviewed; UK & Ireland
PMID: 12296624 NLM UID: 9712381
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Saturday, December 08, 2007

Show 48 - Holy Turkey

Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish get together for a new show. And have a special guest, and an on-mike fight. Mr. Shark Attack has a big mouth.


Thursday, November 08, 2007

New show - The Secret of Cheese

Back on the mike. Mr. Shark Attack and Lady Starfish. Lemonade Switcheroo.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

MSA 46 Van Halen and Body Odor

That's right bitches. A new podcast. The best once since April. DLR in the house.



Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Interesting Yahoo ad with this story

A story on sex. A woman blowing bubbles. MMM.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Alli, The Weight Loss Pill

Sweet! Goodbye love handles, hello gas with oily discharge!

All About Alli, The Weight Loss Pill, Experts Explain The Benefits And Side Effects Of The Over-The-Counter Diet Drug - CBS News: "The name has changed — and the over-the-counter version is one-half the strength of Xenical — but it's the same drug. And it has some of the same problematic side effects that plagued its prescription-strength predecessor — gas with oily discharge, inability to control bowel movements, oily or fatty stools, and oily spotting. "

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Saturday, May 19, 2007


lemme get this straight. you're "building" an "environmentally friendly community" to stop urban sprawl. and right now it's a natural area. ok.

THE FUTURE SITE OF SKY, Florida (AP) -- Homes here could be heated or cooled using the Earth's natural underground temperature. Appliances would be run by solar-powered batteries. Houses would be oriented to avoid the summer sun.

And everyone could grow some of their own food in the garden each house will have or in community orchards. If all goes as planned, the 600 families in this proposed Florida Panhandle town will lessen the carbon they spew into the atmosphere by walking just about everywhere they go, except maybe work or school.

"You've got almost a zero-carbon footprint just by living here," said Bruce White, one of the developers of the town, who envisions creating the climate steward's dream community. "Just by being here you will be an environmentalist."

Part of a growing, $12 billion a year sustainable-building industry, Sky is meant to be the green town of the future -- the way Americans will live when they realize they use too much energy, its developers say. They hope it will serve as an experiment into what can be done to accomplish that goal, and maybe be a model for other communities.

Right now, it's mostly pine trees, grassy meadow, creeks and scattered gladiolus flowers -- which were grown commercially on the property by the previous owner.

Butthole Bear

A "friend" sent me this link. Make sure you click on the finger. Good heavens.

Twisted Toy Store

Monday, April 09, 2007

give it up to sebastian bach

still wild. with the retarded guy from trailer park boys.

Saturday, April 07, 2007

MSA 45 with the kidz

Show 45. We brought our kids to the mike. They don't want to be called Guppie No. 1 and Guppie No. 2 any more! Be careful with the headphones. Little Miss Hermit Crab is a close talker. Little Mermaid discloses her dog farting episode. Stay tuned until the end for two songs! Happy Easter and Happy Earth Day!


ahh! it's the attack of the killer stoves! thank god congress is here!

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

MSA 44 Cup O Soup

We did it. Two months. Like the Sopranos. You gotta wait. 25 megs of goodness. Worms, beer, soup, house cleaning and taboo love. It's like ol' times. MSA and LSF in the house.

Saturday, March 24, 2007


Elisha Cuthbert in Captivity. Yes and yes. But I feel dirty.

Captivity02.jpg (JPEG Image, 600x875 pixels) - Scaled (61%)

Saturday, March 17, 2007

Why Fidelity

this is a great MUSIC podcast. i don't know who does it. i can't even find a comment link or an e-mail at the web site. but it's super duper. the latest episode is tv party #67. very retro. very entertaining. party on, whoever you are. Why Fidelity

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Boing Boing: Mileage hacker Wayne Gerdis

No shit. Someone else listens to Sierra Club Radio? Right on. Far out. I would love to give a shout out to Boing Boing, but they always ignore me.

Boing Boing: Mileage hacker Wayne Gerdis

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

We've got big balls

Using concrete balls to stop a mud volcano. Are they nuts? (Couldn't resist).

Photo in the News: Concrete Balls to Help Plug "Mud Volcano": "February 27, 2007—Indonesian officials have begun dropping concrete balls into a devastating upwelling of mud in a novel but controversial plan to plug up the disaster.

On Monday engineers on the island of Java successfully released the first 16 of the balls into the 'mud volcano,' which has left more than 11,000 homeless, ruined miles of countryside, and killed at least 13 since it began erupting nine months ago.

Over the next few weeks the team plans to drop a total of 1,500 concrete spheres, weighing up to 90 pounds (40 kilograms) each, in an attempt to stanch the flow of mud."

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Thank You Bald Britney

Smooth ...

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wow. i am popular!

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Saturday, February 17, 2007

CNN has some fun with mole story

This was the headline on the CNN Top News RSS feed about Bush's mole being removed. I'd send it to Boing Boing, but I'm not in their clique.

Friday, February 16, 2007

Thursday, February 15, 2007

eagles are awesome

with frickin' sweet eyesight

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

the bob

a little choppy, but seven minutes of goodness.

Monday, February 12, 2007

the police suck a bag of dicks

this is confirmed. with lame grammy performance.
prepare to be disappointed.

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

crazy brits invent slime for bathtub

and you need to add some dissolver to make it go away. what's next?

Monday, January 29, 2007


great or gay? i don't know what to make of this.

Sunday, January 28, 2007

MSA Show 43 Makes Your Bum Numb

Show 43.
Believe it or not.
Your patience will be rewarded.


Wednesday, January 24, 2007

remember this day

January 24, 2007, 4:20 PM ET
Ray Waddell, Nashville
Sources tell a contract could be signed as soon as today for Live Nation to produce a 40-date amphitheatre tour by Van Halen this summer, with original frontman David Lee Roth back in the fold for the first time in more than 20 years.

it's gotta be wet

This is funny. Some university types did a study and found out that zapping a sponge for two minutes in the microwave will kill most germs. Well, people must have been setting dry sponges on fire across America, because now there's a correction. It's gotta be wet.

CNN must be reading my blog.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

corn monster

another reason to hate university of michigan.

"Activists fly a kite to protest against the cultivation of genetically modified maize."

Monday, January 15, 2007

This guy is in charge?

Congress either has balls or it doesn't. We'll see.

Bush: Congress can't stop troop increase -

"I think I am proud of the efforts we did," Bush said.

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Sunday, January 07, 2007

college students everywhere are in mourning ...

Momofuku Ando, Japanese inventor of Ramen noodles, dies at 96 - International Herald Tribune

TOKYO: Momofuku Ando, the Japanese inventor of instant noodles, has died, according to Nissin Food Products Co., the company he founded. He was 96.

Ando died of a heart attack on Friday, Nissin said in a statement posted Saturday on its corporate Web site.

He was born in Taiwan in 1910, when the island was under Japanese colonial rule. He moved to Japan in 1933, according to Japan's daily Mainichi newspaper.

Faced with food shortages in post World War II Japan, Ando developed the idea that a quality, convenient noodle product would help feed the masses. He founded Nissin in 1948.

In 1958, "Chicken Ramen," the first instant noodle product, was introduced after many trials. Following its success, the company continued to add innovative products, including "Cup Noodle" in 1971.

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Saturday, January 06, 2007

Friday, January 05, 2007

they're dying so fast, it's hard to keep track

Army dead to sign up for another hitch -

• Letters inadvertently sent out to officers killed in action
• 200 wounded soldiers also receive letters
• Invitations intended for soldiers who had recently left service
• Army sending out personnel to personally apologize to families

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Wednesday, January 03, 2007

ricky bobby!

Hacking NetFlix : Top Grossing Movies of 2006

Top Grossing Movies of 2006

CNN has published a list of the top grossing movies of 2006 (source: Boxofficemojo). Here's the list: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, Cars, X-Men 3: The Last Stand, The Da Vinci Code, Superman Returns, Ice Age 2: The Meltdown, Happy Feet, Over the Hedge, Casino Royale, and Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.

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so much for the global warming 'debate'

Attention skeptics: The world isn't flat either.

Group: ExxonMobil paid to mislead public - Yahoo! News

WASHINGTON - ExxonMobil Corp. gave $16 million to 43 ideological groups between 1998 and 2005 in a coordinated effort to mislead the public by discrediting the science behind global warming, the Union of Concerned Scientists asserted Wednesday.

The report by the science-based nonprofit advocacy group mirrors similar claims by Britain's leading scientific academy. Last September, The Royal Society wrote the oil company asking it to halt support for groups that "misrepresented the science of climate change."

ExxonMobil did not immediately respond to requests for comment on the scientific advocacy group's report.

Find the report here

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Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Bush should be tried as a war criminal

The shameful hanging of Saddam Hussein. - By Christopher Hitchens - Slate Magazine

The disgusting video of Saddam Hussein's last moments on the planet is more than a reminder of the inescapable barbarity of capital punishment and of the intelligible and conventional reasons why it should always be opposed.

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